#6: July 24th, 2013

Sat Jun 24, 2023 9:32 pm

OOC Written By: Mike M
Coverage: Royal Flush July 7th, 2013
Show Link: Here
Predictions: Ladies Night #39 & Chaos #163 Predictions July 20th & 22nd, 2013

Hello from Las Vegas. Okay, I’m actually in Utah now but you get the idea. Had a lot of fun in Vegas, despite not being able to enter any casinos or night clubs. I have to be the only eWe superstar who couldn’t do this. Oh well, come on December Tenth! Anyways Royal Flush was another great show, even if it wasn’t the best of nights for the Experience camp. We’ll get into that shortly. But to time warp back in time, let’s pretend it is the start of the show.

We started off with what I believe is called a “dark match” because it wasn’t shown on the pay per view. Orton and Punk in a dark match? Isn’t that funny? Punk really seemed off his game as he was pretty much the mule through most of the match. Punk would dispose of Scar but only to walk into a RKO. Orton wins. Seems weird saying that.

After some fun bickering between the announce teams, we move onto In the Hood. Has any of these shows ended without someone getting jumped? I think I’d decline an invite to be on there. Salvatore had a huge announcement to make. To bad for him, the Shield had their own announcement to make, right after the message they wanted to send. Salvatore ended up in a heap and we find out that they are now booked superstars. Remember what I said about us needing to start banding together against them. I think everyone needs to really think about that.

Christy dropped by to demand something from her brother. Jimmy sure thought he was funny, until the big boss walked in. Jimmy was then demoted to waitress to get Jensen his coffee. I heard plenty of laughter from the other locker rooms. (grin)

During this, Hollie left for the ring. Kelsi and I crowded around the TV screen to watch this long drawn out match. All forty or so seconds of it. Hollie wins with relative ease. We cheered, she is just one match away from holding the crown. I hope she will at least let me try it on. (wink)

Time for some controlled chaos. The Jobbers and out against the Queens. Why is it that the Jobbers are the only ones who will unite against them? Jon was gone so fast, it was wild. I laughed when Trish got eliminated. Hollie warned me she’d be pissed and I better be on guard. The Queens were good, but the Jobbers looked that much better. They even cornered Stephanie to a two on one. It looked over but Stephanie pulled out a big upset. Love her or hate her, most people fall in the latter, you have to admit she is good.

We move on to find out who is meeting Hollie in the finals. Syd is out to take on Michelle. I thought Michelle looked really good out there. But a momentary distraction by Heyman, her own manager, ended up costing her what could have been victory. There was nothing to stop Syd from taking Michelle down and moving onto the finals. Hollie nodded at the TV and went to a corner to do some mental preparations.

Back in Jensen’s office where it seems that Cryme Tyme wants to be thee first up to put the Shield in their place. We could all learn from their examples. They should really grab a third person to even the odds. Just saying.

I didn’t really get the whole tacks thing in the next match. It seems the point was the slam your opponent into the tacks. And that is just what Psychotica did to Kaz. She wins and he spend the rest of the night pulling tacks out of his back. No thank you. (shakes head)

The tag team titles are up next. Seems interest in this match wasn’t what it could have been. Perhaps everyone just thinks that Charismatic Fury is unstoppable. Maybe these two sisters can prove everyone wrong. Or not. Sunshine looked strong but Midnight just seemed a bit off. In the end she takes the fall and the champions retain! Good start for the defenders, hopefully it would carry onto me. Speaking of which, it was time for me to head to the ring. I grabbed my title and headed out.

I tried. I gave it all I got and at several times I seemed to think I was on my way to a successful retain. But I made a stupid mistake and pinned her to close to the ropes. Then she pinned me and held the ropes so I couldn’t kick out. My title is gone. Hollie was quickly at my side as we headed to the back. I admit, I was on the verge of tears. Not proud of that. We passed Jensen’s office where he came out and informed me that he saw what happened. He wouldn’t reverse the decision but assured me I’d get my rematch clause at Ladies Night. I think I surprised him with the hug. I felt better knowing I’d only be missing my title for a week. (Thumbs up)

We passed Heyman as he finished his small interview with Trixy. He seems pissed. And a little fatter then he seems on TV. Maybe he should run after the bikes as his people train. Anyways he made it out to the ring for Curtis Axel’s match against Mickie James. Mickie was actually taking him to school in my opinion. Axel tried to cheat with the brass knuckles and he got caught. Mickie retains her title but doesn’t walk out as a winner if that makes sense.

The TV went crazy on us and we had to work to get the signal back. Where are those Geek Squad people when you need them. We totally missed the Dutch Clark Wrestlemania Ten thing. Maybe we will see it later. We did get to see Jack Michaels at ringside. Somewhere WT is sneering. It was a good lead into the All American title match. Lets go Nero!

This match was as bloody and brutal as we thought it would be. Every one of them looked like they could have stolen the win at anytime. Nero took a hell of a beating sadly and it was him that Dutch pinned to retain his championship. What an awesome Extreme Makeover he used on the barbed wire ball to win the match. He retained in the end. And I think I saw a gleam of lust in Kelsi’s eyes. Maybe she is eyeing that championship? Hopefully it’s not for Dutch. (shakes head)

Johnny was back in front of the MMSW building again. We thought we were in for some déjà vu as Johnny looked to burn the place down again. Didn’t happen though. Seems like he just wanted to play a bit of mind games. I do believe I saw Dutch wipe a bead of sweat of his brow though.

We saw both the Queen of the Ring finalists in little segments before the big match. Once again me and Kelsi crowded around the monitor to see if Hollie can bring home the crown.

What a great match. It was back and forth, filled with big moments. But a momentary stall by Hollie allowed Syd to cash in and defeat Hollie. Me and Kelsi groaned as once again it seemed that Hollie came up short. At least she still has the briefcase.

She made it back but didn’t really want to talk about it. Maybe it was because White Tiger was on his way to the ring. This was yet another fantastic match. We really thought that WT had it in the bag but Angela just wouldn’t stay down. Dare I say that WT might have underestimated her a bit? In the end, he was forced to tap out and Angela showed she was a deserving champion. Hollie ran off to comfort him in his time of need. Is that what they call it now? (smirks)

It was now time for the Divas championship. Hollie did take her briefcase when she left, wonder if that means anything? Abby and Mickie came out and gave their all for the fans. Mickie looked on top form, taking it to the champion. For over twenty minutes, these women gave it their all. In the end, Abby was able to defeat Mickie and retain her championship. She looked pretty worn out. Hollie went out on the stage and me and Kelsi sat up. Was it time? Nope, Hollie just playing mind games. Silly girl. She was then attacked by Eva. I saw Abby and Syd share a handshake before we ran out of the room to go help Hollie. We got there in time to see security pulling them apart. Hollie joined us and we went back to the locker room as Kelsi headed for that ugly structure. I just hope she walks out in one piece. (crosses fingers)

So despite covering my eyes half the match, this thing was epic. Watching them all climb up that steel, just to get the briefcase. We were cheering our hearts out for Kelsi. Kelsi takes out Steel’s girls before the fight find it’s way back to her. I kind of cheered when Cashmere jumped off the structure onto all oof the others. Hollie gave me a stern look. What? So I’m easily excited. After a while Aeries would take a big fall to pretty much put himself out of this match. If the fall didn’t get him, the limp body of Steel after a forty five foot drop sure would. Go Kelsi! With three left the fight continues on the top. And then, Allesandro died. Well maybe not died but pretty close. He was backbody dropped off the structure and went all the way to the floor and through the announce table. I think for a few second, the entire arena was dead silent. Even backstage it almost felt abandoned for a moment. A few minutes of epic fighting on top before Cashmere hits the Omnislash and manages to grab the crown to win. Poor Kelsi, she tried so hard. Now Cashmere has two tools to get himself the championship from Christy or Eighteen. We comforted Kelsi when she got back, even though she didn’t seem to want to hear it. She ignored the medics request to check her out and said she just wanted to watch the main event. White Tiger came in to check on her as well. He set down next to Hollie to watch the main event with us.

It was time for the main event. Christy and Eighteen went to the ring and the main event was on. Seems Eighteen finally got the fight she was whining for at Wrestlemania. They fought at the tables where it almost looked like they were going to break the last table. Eighteen almost got counted out but she made it back in time. The fight continues until each use every finisher in their moveset each just barely kicking out at two. Christy counters the Annihilation and finally puts the “legend” away. Maybe Christy has finally proven her point. Figuring it was over, we started preparing to leave when Eighteen started to talk. She was interrupted by the Shield. We bolted for the door but for some reason, we couldn’t get it open. We banged up against it, WST tossing all his weight against it. Good to know the doors are sturdy. Finally the door was opened by security. It seems that someone parked a floor buffer in front of the door. WT ran off to check on Eighteen. Hollie and Kelsi started getting ready to leave. The new cards were delivered so I guess it is time for my Ice Cold Predications, although it seems a bit redundant at this point.

ICE COLD PREDICTIONS

Royal Flush Record: 4-7

Ugh!

LADIES NIGHT

Divas of Doom Vs Fugate Sisters
Winner: Fugate Sisters
Reason: They will want to rebound after losing and get back in the title hunt. This is their chance.

Televixen Championship
Mizore Vs Trish Stratus
Winner: ME!
Reason: I figured out her game at Royal Flush. No mistakes this time, only victory!

Abby Addiction Vs Michelle McCool
Winner: Abby
Reason: The champion will be riding high. Michelle won’t bring her down.

Lita Vs Jose Wales
Winner: Josie Wales
Reason: She needs that break out win to get back in the swing of things. This is it right here

Mickie James Vs AJ Lee
Winner: Mickie James
Reason: Bitter sweet for her last week. She wants the title so she will easily beat AJ to get back in the hunt for Abby

Calista Leon Vs Syd Vicious
Winner: Syd Vicious
Reason: She is set to face Abby at Summer Breakdown. Do you really think she plans to lose now?

MONDAY NIGHT CHAOS

Curtis Axel Vs D-Dawg
Winner: Curtis
Reason: D-Dawg can’t be one hundred percent after the barbed wire match. Curtis will easily beat him.

Eva De La Cruz Vs Kelsi Parr
Winner: Eva
Reason: I know Kelsi isn’t up to full strength. This match screams send a message to Hollie. I’m afraid Eva does just that.

Dan Desario Vs Randy Orton
Winner: Orton
Reason: No idea who Dan is

Cryme Tyme Vs The Shield
Winner: The Shield
Reason: Three on two. Unless CT grabs a third person, the numbers game will be too much

Cliff Morgan Vs Aries
Winner: Cliff
Reason: Aries took a nasty fall last week. He is weakened and easy pickings for the hungry rookie

CM Punk Vs White Tiger
Winner: WT
Reason: He told us he was going away for a few weeks to take care of some personal stuff. He will want to go out with the win.

Alessandro Quagliaterre Vs Leon Cashmere
Winner: Leon
Reason: What are they going to do, wheelbarrow Alessandro to the ring? Leon makes short work out of him

Christy Chaos Vs John Steel
Winner: Christy Chaos
Reason: Steel will still be feeling the effects of the Tower. Christy is riding a new high after retaining her title. Easy pick here really.

That is it for Royal flush, I’ll see all my little snow bunnies on Ladies Night when I win back my championship!