#4: June 21st, 2013

Sat Jun 24, 2023 9:07 pm

OOC Written By: Mike M
Coverage: Ladies Night #38 June 15th, 2013
Show Link: Here
Coverage: Chaos #161 June 17th, 2013
Show Link: Here
Predictions: Chaos #162 June 24th, 2013

So I am apparently in the dog house. It seems that Hollie and Kelsi were not very happy about me eliminating them in the tag team battle royal. But in my defense I did not know who my partner was suppose to be. I was just doing what it took to try and win the match. I did not last much longer after they were eliminated anyways so no tag team title shot for me. Then when I think that I would have had to deal with Dutch Clark and Christy Chaos, maybe that is not such a bad thing. On a positive note, the Televixen championship is still around my waist. Only a few more title defenses and that record will be mine. I plan to train really hard for my match on Chaos. It might just be my toughest title defense yet. But enough about me, it is time to travel to Boulder Colorado to see what happened on the last Ladies Night before Royal Flush.

So the new commentator Grace Moretti joined Kelly on commentary. Poor Kelly can not seem to catch a break with her partner always hitting on her. We quickly transitioned to our first match where last year’s Queen of Xtreme is taking on Michelle McCool. That should have been my spot. I will admit, I was hoping Trish would take her to school. Unfortunately, Trish seems to have forgotten how to wrestle as Michelle makes short work out of her. Guess I will have to rely on Hollie to take Michelle out now. You can do it Teach! (thumbs up)

After a short break we are back for Layla and Kendra Steel. I was really expecting Kendra to roll over Layla. Well, maybe I was really hoping anyways since Layla got me Dqed last week. But much like Trish, Kendra just did not seem to be in the match tonight. Layla picked up an easy win and moves unto the Semi Finals at Royal Flush. Oh well. (shrugs)

I headed to the ring for my title match and I saw a very upset Trish talking to Mickie. Now all the Queens hopes and dreams fall on Mickie if they want the Queen of the Ring. Guess I know that I will be cheering for Syd now.

My match was up next and I have to say, it was the easiest match I have ever had. Melina telegraphed every move she had planned way before she actually did them. I was easily able to plan the counter and the following moves. She walked so easily into my Snowbound I had her tapping long before I figured she would. Yay successful title defense! (Grins)

As I was leaving the ring, the entire Queens team started heading my way. I was really worried since I was major league out numbered. They passed me by though and I took the chance to flee to the back in case they changed their minds. Didn’t turn out well for Melina who got her eviction notice from the Queens. It was pretty brutal. I turned in time to wish Hollie luck who was on her way to the ring for her match. I hope I can make it back to the locker room in time to watch it.

Wow what a short match. Calista seemed more interested in showing off for the guys in the crowd. Hollie made her pay for that and put her down in record time. She is going to the semi finals. That’s my Teach! (Happy Clapping)

Poor Trixy just could not get anyone to give her a quick interview. At least we finally get to find out that Triple H is fine. Not really a detailed update. Guess she is still pretty steamed about getting Pedigreed at Wrestlemania. Kind of serves her right in my opinion. Just please do not tell her that I said that. (nervous look)

The next match of the night finally started to show some competition. Angela Fortin took on the returning Natalya Neidhart. It was a great match but Natalya manages to lock in the Sharpshooter. Angela fought and fought but she just could not seem to break free. Finally she had no choice but to tap out. Another losing effort for the King of Kings champion. I bet White Tiger is thrilled to death right now. If Angela ca not beat Natalya, what hopes does she have against the living Legend himself. Guess we will have to see.

Next up we get to see Syd Vicious against Mickie James. The Queens hopes and dreams are all on their shoulders. Despite Trish’s interference, Syd was still able to keep her eye on the prize. She puts down Mickie James, putting an end to the Queens hopes of getting the crown for a second year in a row. The whole locker room exploded at this. It’s a party!

It wasn’t over yet as Michelle attacked Syd after the match. Anyone else getting tired of her yet? Layla must be as she ran out to attack Michelle. Hollie got excited and dashed out of the room. I made to follow but Kelsi grabbed my arm and shook her head. All Hollie did was appear on stage and watch the madness at ringside. Guess she just wanted her presence to be felt. (shrugs)

The last match of the night was Baby Doll taking on Abby Addiction, non title of course. Baby Doll put up one hell of an effort. Several times it looked like she was going to take down our champion. But like always, Abby endured and finally manages to lock in the Addiction to make Baby Doll tap out. So much for your future title shot. Or is it?

We thought the show was over but Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley came out to set who the next challenger for the Divas title is. It is Mickie James. Surprise, surprise. Well Abby has already beaten Mickie five times in the past. Will sixth time be the charm for Mickie or will she once again come up a little short when it comes to trying to win the championship. Guess we will find out soon enough. For now it is off to Chaos in Denver.

Had a nice day on Father’s Day chilling out with White Tiger. Man of Steel was pretty good. After the house show in Greely we headed to Denver for Chaos. And what a wild Chaos it was. We found out that Johnny was no where to be found and Jimmy Justice was left in charge. Or so he thought until Dutch Clark led the Mean Machine School of Wrestling graduates out to run Jimmy out of the building. Now these guys are in charge of the show instead. And the first thing they did was make WT’s match a Gravy Bowl challenge. I do wonder how Angela knows that gravy is hell to get out your cheeks. And why was Hollie suddenly so excited to see this match?

WT seemed to have it all figured out as he came off the big screen and took Slade down right off the bat. He even managed to pin him without stepping foot into the gravy. Too bad for him that Angela saw to it that he felt the gravy. One Arrest Warrant later and WT is now covered in gravy. Hollie took off, wanting to make sure he was okay. Kelsi asked her if she wanted some biscuits to take with her. I laughed. (grins)

Next up we saw Curtis Axel, son of the legendary Curt Henning, take on Johnny Rebel son of…..some guy somewhere. Rebel put out a good fight but he got distracted by Heyman who was at ringside. It was enough to get Rebel counted out. Got to keep your eyes on the prize there Rebel.

The MMSW has taken over Johnny’s office. They seems not to like Johnny’s match ideas as they tore it up and decided to make their own matches. Poor Derek did not seem to like the idea that Dutch came up with the Submission match idea instead of him. Got to think a little bit quicker next time Derek (sticks out tongue)

Next up was the battle royal. Hollie told me before the match to take any elimination I could get. When I saw her and Kelsi trying to get out Jay Jobber I took the shot to try and get all three.. I got Hollie and Kelsi out at least. I turned to see those damn stuffed animals approaching me. I forgot where I was in the match and fell out with my friends. They yelled at me all the way to the back. (frowns) Did make it back to the locker room in time to catch the ending. The Jobbers took each other out and where fighting on the floor. While that was happening, the Fugate Sisters managed to get rid of WT and win the match. I wish them luck against the tag team champions at Royal Flush since they seem to be friends of WT.

Next we get to see Alessandro in his underwear. I may never be able to wash my eyes enough. It was an interesting straight jacket match that Alessandro easily won. He is looking fierce going into the Royal Flush finals. Can anyone top him when he looks this much on his game?

Cashmere and Misty Haze were up next in Dutch Clark’s Submission match. Misty tried very hard but Cashmere is just way to good for her. It was only a matter of time until Cashmere finally locked her in his submission and caused her to tap out. Now we have the Money in the Bank winner in the finals. Kelsi doesn’t seem all that concerned. Maybe she is just really good at hiding it.

We returned to the back where Christy explained what a “Return to Base” match was. Sounds pretty interesting. Not as interesting as a “Dildo on the pole” match. I asked what a dildo was. Hollie giggled. Not much of an answer. Kelsi got to pick her own stipulation of a Capture the Flag match. Guess that was a good choice or a split second decision.

Kelsi was up next, taking the fight right to the rookie Salvatore. I thought he might beat her a few times but she mustered the strength to give him the KSTFO. She hung up her flag and won her spot in the Finals. Now she can officially start worrying about Alessandro and Cashmere. Speaking of which, Jensen appeared on the tron to inform everyone that there would only be one match to decide the next King of Xtreme. A Towers of Terror match. No one seems to know what that is. Guess that puts everyone on equal footing going into it.

Is it just me or does a dildo look a lot like a……ahem anyways it was a good match anyways. Several of them had their hands on the dildo a few times, each of which ready to slap Mickie with it. D-Dawg should have won but he forgot that he had to slap Mickie with it while he was holding it. Aries remembered as he dropped D-Dawg and gave Mickie a quick smack to her face. That moves him unto the finals. After that match, I really felt like I needed a shower.

Next match up was Christy’s “Return to Base” Match. It was really close, both of them almost winning a few times. Too bad for my buddy Nero that John seemed to have pulled out all the stops to make sure he won this match. The so called fans of his keeping Nero away for most of the count. He finally broke free and was almost back in when Melina stopped him. So Nero was screwed out of his spot in the finals and John Steel takes it instead. Robbery!

The tag team titles are on the line and Dutch is locked out of the cage. I smell another screw job in the works. Dutch finally manages to get in the ring and this match turns brutal. Dutch seems to have quite the temper as he does things to Trish and Mickie I never thought he would be capable of. It was pretty sweet seeing Dutch lock on his Irish Dream through the cage on Mickie, keeping her from touching the floor. With Trish pretty much dead from that sick bulldog, Christy easily climbs out to retain the titles. The Fugates have their work cut out for them at Royal Flush.

We thought that was the end but Johnny appeared on the tron. He told Dutch that he would be defending the All American title against D-Dawg and Nero at Royal Flush. And to boot, it will be a barbed wire ropes match. Scary.

With the show being over, everyone started to head out for the night. As the girls shower and change, it is time for my Ice Cold Predictions.

ICE COLD PREDICTIONS

Last Week: 11-4

Angela cost me a perfect Ladies Night prediction (pouts)

CHAOS

AJ Lee Vs. Josie Wales
Winner: Josie Wales
Reason: I know she has the skills, it is time for her too finally get back on the winning track

Randy Orton Vs. CM Punk
Winner: CM Punk
Reason: Neither have seemed to hit their stride here yet. I’ll have to go with the one who just might have Heyman waiting in the wings.

Jay & Mike Jobber Vs. Dustin & Jon Jobber
Winners: Dustin/Jon
Reason: A guess really.

Cliff Morgan Vs. Scar
Winner: Cliff Morgan
Reason: I am not sure who this Scar guy is. So I will go with the guy I have actually seen in action before.

Mickie James[c] Vs. Curtis Axel
Winner: Mickie James
Reason: she had a run of bad luck last week. She is not the type to roll over and play dead. Look for her too build some momentum going into Royal Flush.

John Steel Vs. Kaz
Winner: John Steel
Reason: the self proclaimed ladies man will be more than enough for Kaz who has yet to really find his groove.

The Fugate Sisters Vs. Cryme Tyme
Winner: the Fugate Sisters
Reason: Trained by White Tiger. To top that, Cryme Tyme never seems to do all that well when they face women.

Michelle McCool Vs. Hollie Winder
Winner: Hollie
Reason: Go Teach!

EWE TELEVIXEN CHAMPIONSHIP
Mizore[c] Vs. Baby Doll
Winner: Me!
Reason: I’m looking toward becoming the longest reigning Televixen champion. Baby Doll is my biggest threat to date, but I will find a way to put her away.

D-Dawg Vs. Psychotica
Winner: D-Dawg
Reason: Psychotica might be a good motivational speaker but she isn’t up to the standards of facing D-Dawg.

White Tiger Vs. Nero Phoenix
Winner: Ummm….(looks toward Hollie) Nero
Reason: You read right. Nero seems to want this match more then anyone else. WT will be focused on Angela and the King of Kings championship next week. I think Nero catches him sleeping. Sorry Hollie.

Angela Fortin[c] Vs. Alessandro Quagliaterre
Winner: Alessandro

Reason: Could this be a future title match? Angela hasn’t looked on her game for a few weeks now and Alessandro has looked as tough as ever. I see him taking this match, much to WT’s glee.

Well that is it for this week. Time to head to Reno Nevada for the final Chaos before Royal Flush. Not sure what I am going to do all weekend since I am too young to go into any of the casinos. I’m sure I’ll figure something out. Later Snow Bunnies!