Saturday Night's ShowDown #35 - 04/14/12

Thu Jun 01, 2023 5:00 pm

RESULT: VICTORY

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Thu Jun 01, 2023 5:00 pm

ROLEPLAY: 1/1

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FROM MIAMI TO JACKSONVILLE
Saturday, April 14th, 2012

( Our scene opens on an airplane destination Jacksonville Florida. We browse through the passengers until we see two very familiar looking people. They are of course Mr and Mrs Dutch Clark. Dutch is sitting by the window, sighing. )

DUTCH CLARK
I hate being cooped on a plane.. I rather we drove, like we always do.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Well if you didn't want to visit a Nude Beach in Miami, we wouldn't be needing to fly.. We'll be lucky if we make it to the show on time.

( Dutch smirks. )

DUTCH CLARK
It was fun though..

( Christy rolls her eyes. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
We gotta focus, Our streaks will be over by no show if we don't get there on time.

DUTCH CLARK
We'll make it, just relax and enjoy the flight.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Didn't you just say..

DUTCH CLARK
That's why I'm going to sleep.

( Dutch leans his chair a little bit and lays back. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Yea, you ain't falling..

( Dutch let's out a snore. Christy shakes her head. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Unbelievable.

( Christy shrugs and leans her chair back too. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Guess I may as well try.

( Christy closes her eyes, but someone sits in the vacant chair across the isle from her. )

JUSTIN WHITE
No, I don't think so.

( Christy opens her eyes and looks over in disgust. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
What are you doing here?

JUSTIN WHITE
Not Spooning with Grandmothers, I'll tell you that.

( Justin shudders and Christy chuckles a little bit. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
I thought she woulda been the perfect match for you.

( Christy smirks as Justin gives her a glare. )

JUSTIN WHITE
You're going to pay me back for that, and that comment.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Oh I am, am I?

JUSTIN WHITE
If not, I'll just keep bugging you the rest of the flight.

( Christy sighs. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Why did I have to have you on my flight?

JUSTIN WHITE
Because it's the last flight to get us to the show in time.. I had to track you guys down all the way in Miami just to get a few words with Dutch, why the heck was you guys there anyway?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Dutch..

JUSTIN WHITE
That explanation could fill a book.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Or at least a ticket stub.

( Justin chuckles. )

JUSTIN WHITE
Well anyways, let's get this done, I'll feed the info onto ewe.com when we get there.

( Justin pulls out a tape recorder and starts it. )

JUSTIN WHITE
Justin White here... On route from Miami to Jacksonville.. don't ask. I'm not alone on this flight because my awesomeness is being joined by someone who wishes they was as awesome as me, co Tag Team Champion, Christy Chaos..

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Excuse me?

JUSTIN WHITE
Right.. Christy Clark-Chaos

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
That's NOT what I meant.

JUSTIN WHITE
Let's not fret ourselves with technicalities. Tonight on ShowDown... if we make it on time.. you got a Six Person Tag Team Match.. now I know you're fine about teaming with your husband, you are the Tag Team Champions after all, but what about the International Champion?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
What about him?

JUSTIN WHITE
It's no secret you don't have the same respect for D-Dawg as your husband does.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
You're right, it's not, because I don't.

JUSTIN WHITE
But why?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Because he hasn't earned it yet.

JUSTIN WHITE
He earned it from Dutch though.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
He may have, but that's Dutch.. I'm not Dutch am I?

JUSTIN WHITE
If he lost some weight, put on a wig, make-up and decided to cross dress.. perhaps..

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
You picture my husband as a Drag Queen, and you claim to be straight?

JUSTIN WHITE
That's not true!

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
So you don't claim to be straight?

( Christy laughs as Justin pauses the tape. )

JUSTIN WHITE
I'll have to edit that last part out.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
You're hiding the truth from the EWE Nation? How rigged is that?

JUSTIN WHITE
It's not the truth, you know which part I meant. now then.

( Justin starts the tape back up. )

JUSTIN WHITE
So D-Dawg must earn your respect, how?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
He can start by doing his part in this match tonight. Me and Dutch could probably beat White Tiger, Brooke, and Rock without his help, but he can help us make it easier.

JUSTIN WHITE
And they say I'm full of it.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
It's simple Justin, we're both on the best form of our lives. It doesn't matter if it's White Tiger, Brooke McGuire, The Rock.. The Ladies Night Roster, the Chaos Roster... hell put us against the National Guard, we'd beat them.

JUSTIN WHITE
Wow..

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
It's just a fact Justin, we're not to be knocked down by just anyone, if D-Dawg wants to prove his worth though, and earn my respect.. he can help us make the battle just a bit easier.

JUSTIN WHITE
Well if you say that when I bring up D-Dawg, I don't even want to know about the opponents do I?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
It depends.

JUSTIN WHITE
Well, what about The Rock?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Mr Overrated.. Yes you would start with that one. I don't care what he's done in EWE or WWE.. I don't care how many movies he's made. He's nothing but a over the top, overrated piece of crap in my book.

JUSTIN WHITE
Wow..

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Well, he is. He may of gotten lucky against me once, but that's exactly what it was, luck. He's not as special or as great as everyone cracks him up to be. He's pathetic in the ring and I won't hesitate to exploit it. If he thinks he has a chance of getting his title back from D-Dawg, he's servery high.

JUSTIN WHITE
You just complimented D-Dawg..

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Yes, I did.. But I also know he's a lot better than The Rock is ever going to be. The Rock is over selled by the fans and the EWE Management, but isn’t really as good as he is made to be.

JUSTIN WHITE
What about the Champion?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
The Undisputed Champion?

JUSTIN WHITE
Yes, what do you think of White Tiger.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
I respect him.

JUSTIN WHITE
Wow, really?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
My husband does..

JUSTIN WHITE
He also respects D-Dawg..

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Yea well, that's different.

JUSTIN WHITE
What makes you respect White Tiger, then?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Everything he's done for this company.. I mean sure, I've beaten him twice since he won that title.. but he has my respect.

JUSTIN WHITE
I'm still surprised to hear you say that.

( A Stewardess comes between them as Justin quickly hits pause again. )

S3
Sorry to interrupt folks, would either of you like a drink?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Water..

JUSTIN WHITE
Make that two.

( The Stewardess pulls out two bottles of water and hands on to each of them before walking on pushing her cart. Justin looks to Christy and hits play again. )

JUSTIN WHITE
So, where were we?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
I agreed to having respect for White Tiger.

JUSTIN WHITE
Oh ya, in a alternate reality, we are in.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
No.. I do. I know I can beat him, just as I have done twice.. and I will again tonight, but I still respect him.

JUSTIN WHITE
I guess that leaves Brooke then.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Brooke... My Maid of Honor.. I have tons of respect for her.

JUSTIN WHITE
Do you?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Why wouldn't I?

JUSTIN WHITE
Last I heard, she tried sleeping with Dutch, on your wedding day.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
She flirted with him... and she was really drunk.

JUSTIN WHITE
She was humping his leg.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
I dunno about all that, but she was drunk enough I guess.

JUSTIN WHITE
Didn't you tell Dutch to destroy her after you found out?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
I did, and well...I am fine with her now.. Besides it's WrestleMania I need to worry about her, it's WrestleMania where we are focused on the same prize.

JUSTIN WHITE
Would you be upset if she beat you to something you have already failed twice at getting?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Is your next question going to be, would I be grossed out if Someone took a shit on me? Of course I'd be pissed. Not mad enough to end our friendship, but still upset that I failed at it once again...while she's a 3rd person to win it on her 1st try right underneath my nose.

( "Rich Girl" by Gwen Stefani can be heard as Christy looks around. Justin very quickly grabs his phone and looks at his text. )

JUSTIN WHITE
I gotta get back to my date.. so any last words?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Mae is missing you eh?

JUSTIN WHITE
Ye... eww! No not her!

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Uh huh, sure..

JUSTIN WHITE
Just please, anything else?

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Nothing really, just that Rock, White Tiger, and Brooke McGuire will all become three more Stars Struck.

JUSTIN WHITE
Sounds good, bye.

( Justin runs to the back as Christy shakes her head and lays back. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Some rest before we get there.

( Dutch wakes up. )

DUTCH CLARK
Man, I'm well rested now... Hey babe.

( Dutch taps her on the shoulder. She sighs and looks over to him. )

DUTCH CLARK
Let's join the Mile High Club.

]] -- End of Feed -- [[

Real Name: Christina Clark
Maiden Name: Christina Carter

Ring Name: Christy Chaos
Handler: Jay
HomeTown: Kansas City, MO
H&W: 5'1" 110lbs
Theme: "Bitter Taste" by Three Days Grace
Dating Status: Maried to Dutch Clark
Finishers: Star Struck, CC Trap
Allies: Dutch, Abby, Kelly
Enemies: EWE Board

EWE Record
Win: 80
Lose: 51
Draw: 05
Current Streak
8 Consecutive Wins
Best Streak
8 Consecutive Wins
Worst Streak
3 Consecutive Losses

Next Match
Date: 04/14/12
Card: Saturday Night's ShowDown #35
Opponent(s): White Tiger/Brooke/The Rock
Stipulation: 6 Person Tag w/ Dutch & D-Dawg
At Stake: n/a

Power 15 3.0
Current: #3
Previous: #1
Peak: #1
Week(s): 9, 17
Total Appearences: 18

Power 15 2.0
Peak: #1
Week(s): 11, 39, 41-42, 44
Total Appearences: 48

Original Power 15
Peak: #6
Week(s): 50
Total Appearences: 14

Career Achievements
-TITLES HELD-
2x EWE Women's Champion
2x ACW Hellcat Champion
2x EWE International Champion
2x EWE Tag Team Champion (CURRENT CHAMPION)
2x EWE X-Core Champion
-HONORS-
Longest Reigning EWE Women's Champion (398 Days)
First Ever Female International Champion
First Ever Back-To-Back Diva of the Year
Qualified for MITB 2010(2nd Place)
2010 KOX Finalist(2nd Place)
Competed in 2011 Sole Survivor(4th Place)
Qualified for MITB 2011(2nd Place)
2011 KOX Finalist(2nd Place)
Qualified for MITB 2012(Pending)
Top Five Rper (23x)
Diva of the Week (9x)
-AWARDS-
Best EWE Faction 2007 (The Extreme Connection)
Best EWE Diva 2010
Best EWE Diva 2011
Best Match: 2011 (Sole Survivor Match)
4th Best Match of 2011 (Women's Championship Vs Amelia Pietersen @ AfterMath)
6th Best Match of 2011 (Money in the Bank @ WrestleMania 7)
10th Best Match of 2011 (Women's Championship Vs Britney West @ WrestleMania 7)

STAR STRUCK
Adriana Giovanni
Adrienne Lawson(x2)
Alessandro Quagliaterre
Alicia Q(x3)
Amelia Pietersen(x2)
Ana Valentine
Ariel Allegheri
Ashley Nathanson
Avalanche
Baby Doll
Benjamin Ryan
Blitz(x2)
Blue Panther
Britney West(x5)
Brooke McGuire(x5)
Candice Michelle
Candy Cane
Carnage
Charlie D Luzon(x2)
Christian
Christopher Kincade
Dan Desario
Daffney Unger
D-Dawg(x2)
Deadpool
Dean Winchester(x3)
Derek Daniels
Dook Shaz
Dorian Xero(x2)
Doxy Rose(x2)
Dream(x3)
Dutch Clark
Edge
Eli Hogan
Eric Dunkle
ETMac
Gaz Black
Gemini Jones
Hollie Winder
James Cage
Jason Ceno
Jay Jobber
Jillian Webb
Jesse Woods
Johnny Chaos(x2)
Johnny Rebel
Jon Moxley
Kandi Washington
K~Dawg
Kelly Kelly
Kelsi Parr(x2)
Khaos
Kiana Araneta
Konnan
Leo Kat
Lily
Malci
Maryse(x2)
Matt Fennec
Melina Perez
Michelle LeWallen
Mickie James(x5)
Mike Shockly(x2)
Morgan Alvertez
Mr Man(x2)
Nicole Johnson
Raven
Rick Cage(x2)
Rikku(x2)
Roxas Knoxx
Ruby
Sean Lewis(x2)
Shawn Michaels(x2)
Spider
Stacy Keibler
The Hurricane
Toxic Angel(x4)
Triple H
Trishatina
Trish Stratus(x5)
Vespertine
Victoria
Vito Moretti
The White Knight
White Tiger(x2)

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