WrestleMania SIX - 04/11/10

Dean walks into his dressing room, looking around, taking it all in again.

Dean Winchester
Man, haven't been here in awhile.

Dean walks over to his couch and stretches out on it. He starts to relax when his door flies open. Dean quickly sits up and turns to the door. Triple H rushes in, breathing heavily and Dean eases up.

Dean Winchester
What's going on?

Triple H looks up at Dean, holding up his finger trying to get a minute. Dean waits a minute.

Dean Winchester
Well? Why are you breating so hard?

Triple H takes another deep breathe and finally looks up and Dean, grinning.

Triple H
Roadtrip.

Dean raises his eyebrow.

Dean Winchester
Are you serious?

Triple H
Hell yeah I am. Come on, get ready.

Dean stands up and looks at Triple H, who is still excited.

Dean Winchester
Trips, I love ya man, but you're not thinking too clearly.

Triple H
What do you mean?

Dean Winchester
What do I mean? Wrestlemania is on Sunday, today is Friday, and you want to go on a road trip?

Triple H thinks for a minute and then looks back up at Dean.

Triple H
Yeah. So come on, let's get going.

Dean Winchester
Man, I have to defend my title and get ready for Jensen, I can't go.

Triple H
Don't be gay.

Dean Winchester
How am I being gay?

Triple H
It's just a roadtrip. We'll be back in plenty of time for Wrestlemania.

Dean thinks for a minute.

Triple H
It'll be fun.

Dean looks up as Triple H grins at him.

Dean Winchester
Alright, but we have to be back on time. I cannot afford to lose my title and I am definitely not letting myself lose to Jensen.

Triple H
Sounds good.

Dean Winchester
So where are we going?

Triple H's eyes light up as he smiles.

Triple H
Las Vegas.

Dean Winchester
You realize how far away that is, right?

Triple H
Don't worry, I have it covered.

Scene cuts to Triple H, Dean Winchester, and Shawn Michaels speeding down the highway, their hair going wild in the wind.

Dean Winchester
What if we get pulled over?

Triple H
Don't worry, Shawn took care of it.

Dean Winchester
How?

Shawn Michaels
Let's just say, I know a guy.

Dean smiles.

Dean Winchester
So why are we even going to Las Vegas?

Triple H
Why not?

Dean Winchester
Because I hate to be a bummer, but my Mideastern title is on the line here.

Triple H
Who could possibly be that big of a threat?

Dean Winchester
I don't know. There's eight people, just like me, hungry for a title shot and there's no way that they're just going to be like, "Oh I'm sorry, you went to Las Vegas? Okay, just keep your title, I understand."

Triple H
No one could want it more than you. Who's even in it?

Dean Winchester
I don't remember everyone. I know that there are definitely some people that I need to watch out for.

Triple H
So far, I haven't heard anyone worth while.

Triple H looks to Shawn.

Triple H
Step on it, Shawny, I hear Blackjack calling me.

Shawn Michaels
Ey, ey, captain.

Shawn wastes no time and soon the car begins going faster. Triple H looks back to Dean.

Triple H
So?

Dean Winchester
Okay, well there's Spider and Rick Cage. I know those guys want it. I've heard all about it.

Triple H
Don't worry about them.

Dean Winchester
They have experience though, it's not they're some new guy who doesn't know what's going on.

Triple H
Dean, don't worry about them. Trust me, you want this more than they do and you have more heart than them.

Dean Winchester
Okay, then what about L, or Blitz, or even Leo Kat?

Triple H
Weren't you just talking about new guys who don't know what they're doing?

Dean Winchester
Yeah, but...

Triple H
Exactly.

Dean Winchester
Well what about the Russian mafia? I know that they aren't gunna just hand me my title back.

Triple H
First, you're only going up against one of them, and second, they're Russian or something, they'll probably forget where they're suppose to be doing anyway so that they can sit around and drink.

Dean Winchester
You really aren't taking this seriously.

Shawn Michaels
I am.

Triple H looks to Shawn.

Triple H
Did we ask you?

Shawn Michaels
Well...

Triple H
I thought so.

Shawn pouts a little.

Shawn Michaels
Don't have to be so mean about it.

Triple H
I'm just playing Shawn, we care about your opinion.

Shawn Michaels
Good. That's all I wanted to hear.

Triple H looks back to Dean again.

Triple H
I'm telling you. You're Dean Winchester. You don't need to worry about this crap. These guys think that you're a joke or no big deal because you haven't been around for awhile. They don't seem to realize just how big of a threat you really are. You have really grown since you first started here, man. Dean Winchester isn't some pushover. He's the Dean of Mean. These guys have been taking you lightly, but they forget one thing....you're Mid Eastern Champion and one hell of a fighter.

Dean Winchester
Wow, that was a nice speech.

Triple H
I know, and I didn't mess it up once.

Shawn Michaels
It made my heart cry.

Triple glances at Shawn, weirdly.

Triple H
Your heart cried?

Shawn Michaels
Yeah.

Triple H shakes his head and turns back to Dean.

Triple H
So you good now? Can we enjoy this road trip?

Dean Winchester
Well, I guess.

Shawn Michaels
What about Jensen?

Triple H
What about him?

Shawn Michaels
You didn't talk about him. You have a match against him too, aren't you worried?

Dean Winchester
Hell no, I just want to make sure I don't miss it. That's the only thing that I'm stressing about there. I'm not gunna let myself miss the chance to pound Jensen's face into the mat.

Triple H
Yeah, it's gunna be great.

Shawn Michaels
Yeah. Silly me.

Dean Winchester
Shawn, stop!

Shawn quickly slams on his breaks. The car slows down quickly. Triple H looks back at Dean.

Triple H
What the hell was that all about?

Dean points, smiling. Triple H looks over to see a car full of girls all looking back at them, smiling.

Triple H
You're a genius.

Dean Winchester
I felt a disturbance in the force.

Triple H
Didn't Gabrielle Iglasias say that?

Dean Winchester
I don't know.

Dean sits up a little.

Dean Winchester
How are you ladies?

The girls just giggle and look at each other for a minute before standing up, facing Dean, Shawn, and Triple H.

Triple H
What are they doing?

The girls quickly pull up their shirts, flashing them. Shawn quickly reacts, shielding his eyes.

Shawn Michaels
My eyes! Oh forgive me, father for I have sinned.

The girls giggle and quickly speed off. Triple H and Dean watch them.

Triple H
That was nice. You okay, Shawny?

Shawn Michaels
I guess. Those girls were bad.

Dean Winchester
My favorite kind.

Triple H grins and looks up. The sign reads Las Vegas.

Triple H
Las Vegas, boys. Here we come!

Their car quickly speeds off into Las Vegas and the camera fades.

The camera shows a very nice hotel. Moments later a car pulls up, screeching to a stop. The doors open and the camera scrolls up and we can now see that it's Triple H, Shawn Michaels, and Dean Winchester. The boys look around as they get out of the car.

Dean Winchester
Wow, you really outdid yourself, 3-H.

Triple H
Eh, what's the point of coming to Las Vegas if you can't have a little fun and live large?

The boys walk into the lobby as they continue to look around, admiring the hotel. They make their way to the front desk. Behind the front desk is a very attractive woman, with a formal top, that just happens to be open at the top. Triple H and Dean quickly pick up on this, while Shawn doesn't. They walk up to the front desk, Triple H and Dean, grinning. The woman looks up as they stop in front of her.

Hotel Chick
Hello. What can I do for you?

Dean Winchester
Where should I start?

She looks over at Dean and smiles. Triple H leans toward her and catches her attention.

Triple H
Hi. I have a reservation for three.

Hotel Chick
Okay, what's the name?

Triple H grins as he looks back at Shawn and Dean, then back to the hotel chick.

Triple H
It's under The Game.

Hotel Chick
Okay, let me see here.

The woman looks down at her computer and begins typing. She looks for a moment before looking back up at Triple H.

Hotel Chick
You said it was under The Game, right?

Triple H
Yes, would you like to play The Game?

The hotel chick blushes a little as she smiles at him. Dean leans forward.

Dean Winchester
Don't mind him, he's married.

Dean grins as Triple H looks over at him, scowling.

Hotel Chick
I see. Well anyway, I can't find that name in our system.

Triple H looks back to her.

Triple H
What do you mean? I reserved it yesterday.

Hotel Chick
Well, our system went down last night and we lost all of our reservations.

Triple H
Oh. That's okay. We need a room for three, please. A villa would be nice.

Hotel Chick
I'm really sorry, but we don't have any villas available.

Triple H
That sucks. Okay, we'll take three rooms then.

Hotel Chick
I feel horrible, but we're completely full.

Triple H
Already? It's been one day.

Hotel Chick
I know. I'm really sorry.

Triple H stands there for a moment, obviously unhappy.

Dean Winchester
Well, what about any of the hotels nearby?

Hotel Chick
Well, there's a convention in town so they're all booked too.

Shawn Michaels
What kind of convention?

Hotel Chick
I think it's some kind of comic book convention or something.

Triple H
Are you serious?

Hotel Chick
Yes. I'm really sorry.

Dean Winchester
Okay, well what do you recommend?

The hotel chick thinks for a moment.

Hotel Chick
Well, there's a hotel in the area that isn't booked yet that I know about.

Dean Winchester
Okay, what's it called?

Hotel Chick
Stoner's Bed and Breakfast.

Shawn Michaels
Ooh, bed and breakfast. We should check it out.

Triple H
Okay.

Hotel Chick
I'm really sorry again.

Dean Winchester
It's fine. You can make it up by buying me dinner.

The hotel chick smiles.

Hotel Chick
I'll see what I can do.

Dean smiles. Triple H and Shawn walk to the door as Dean stays behind, getting her number.

Triple H
This is stupid. How is a fancy hotel like this gunna lose my reservation?

Shawn Michaels
Don't worry about it. Stoner's will be fine. We're not gunna be here very long anyway.

Triple H
Yeah, I guess. Let's get the car started.

Triple H and Shawn walk out of the building. The car is no longer there.

Triple H
Dude, where the car?

Shawn Michaels
I don't know, dude.

Triple H
You parked it here.

Shawn Michaels
I know I did.

Triple H
Well, press the alarm so we can find it.

Triple H waits for a minute. Nothing happens. He looks over at Shawn.

Triple H
Press the alarm.

Shawn Michaels
There might be a slight problem.

Triple H
Like what?

Shawn Michaels
I left the keys in it.

Triple H
You did what?

Shawn Michaels
Well, I didn't think we'd be in there that long and I lose things, so I just left them in it. The guy I talked to said he'd watch it for me.

Triple H
What guy?

Shawn Michaels
I don't know his name. He had baggy pants, cornrolls, and a nice gold necklace.

Triple H
You're joking, right?

Shawn Michaels
Nope.

The hotel doors open as Dean walks out, putting a piece of paper in his pocket.

Dean Winchester
I'm good.

He looks up to see Hunter and Shawn standing there.

Dean Winchester
What's up?

Dean looks around and notices the car missing.

Dean Winchester
Where's the car, dude?

Triple H
Shawn here gave the car away.

Dean Winchester
Why'd he do that?

Shawn Michaels
I didn't give it away. The guy looked trustworthy. He had a cross tatooed on his arm.

Triple H
That's a gang symbol.

Dean Winchester
Well, what do we do now?

Triple H
Call a cab.

The camera fades to a small yellow taxi with Triple H, Shawn, and Dean crammed in the back.

Dean Winchester
You know, one of you could have sat up front.

Triple H
Why didn't you?

Dean Winchester
I don't know.

Triple H
Exactly. You know that guys a terrorist.

The cabbie looks back at them in the rear view mirror. They all fake smile back at him. He goes back to driving.

Dean Winchester
How much farther?

Triple H
I don't know. Do I look like I live in Las Vegas?

Shawn Michaels
Why are you so hostile today?

Triple H
Hmmm, I don't know. Maybe because we lost our reservations at one of the nicest hotels in the area. Oh yeah, and because we're all crammed in this tiny cab like sardines because a certain someone gave our car to a gang member.

Shawn Michaels
You don't know he was a gang member.

Dean Winchester
Guys, guys. I didn't come here to be stuck in the middle of a fight. We could have done that in Seattle.

Triple H
Whatever.

The cab pulls up to a building and stops. The guys try to look out the window, but can't.

Dean Winchester
Are we here?

Shawn Michaels
I can't tell.

Triple H
How about getting out?

Shawn opens the door and pops out of the cab. Dean pulls himself out and Triple H crawls out right behind him. They all stand up and look at the building. The sign reads "Stoner's Bed and Breakfast", the only problem is that half the sign is covered in spray paint and some of the light are broken on it. The outside of the building is covered in gang symbols. Windows are broken out and clothes hang out of various windows. Wooden boards are nailed over holes in the walls as well as some of the windows. The place is a dump.

Triple H
Are you kidding me? I'm not staying here.

Triple H turns to get back in the cab, but it's already gone.

Triple H
Where'd he go?

Dean Winchester
I don't know. You did call him a terrorist.

Triple H
Great. What do we do now?

They look around and notice a payphone outside. Triple H rushes over to it and picks up the phone, but the cord pulls loose.

Triple H
Fantastic.

He hangs the phone back up as Dean and Shawn approach him.

Dean Winchester
What now?

Triple H
Let's just stay here tonight and we'll figure this all out tomorrow.

Dean Winchester
Okay.

The boys enter the lobby and it's just as trashed. They walk up to the desk. No one's there. Triple H rings the bell, but the chain breaks off of it.

Triple H
What the hell?

Shawn Michaels
I think we're suppose to just take a key.

Triple H
That's stupid. What makes you say that?

Shawn points. Triple H and Dean follow and see a display of room keys with a sign that reads, "Take a key, just don't hurt me."

Triple H
That's weird.

Triple H grabs a key and they start walking up the stairs. They reach the top floor with only two rooms in it. They walk up to room 401 and put the key in it. The door just creaks open.

Triple H
Guess we don't need a key afterall.

Triple H pulls out the key and they enter the room. The inside is dirty and furniture lies everywhere. It's a villa.

Dean Winchester
About what I expected.

He walks through the room alittle.

Dean Winchester
Who knew there was such a dump in Las Vegas.

Triple H
Who knew there were gangsters and terrorists?

Shawn Michaels
You're rascists.

Triple H
No I'm not. They fit the profile. That's not my fault.

Dean Winchester
Whatever. Who cares? Let's just get some sleep and start over tomorrow.

Triple H
Okay.

Suddenly the door flies open and men wearing gear rush into the room. They quickly raise their guns and aim them at Triple H, Shawn, and Dean.

FREEZE! FBI!

Triple H, Shawn, and Dean slowly raise their hands, completely confused. Scene fades.

Triple H, Shawn Michaels, and Dean Winchester sit in a white room with nothing but the chairs they're sitting on, the table in front of them, a microphone attached to recording equipment, and a mirror on the wall that's obviously two way. They sit there, Dean on one end, Triple H on the other, and Shawn Michaels in the middle. Dean is handcuffed to the table, on one hand, handcuffed to Shawn on the other, Triple H is handcuffed to the side of the table and handcuffed to Shawn with his other hand, and Shawn is just handcuffed to both Dean and Triple H.

Dean Winchester
This is just great.

Shawn Michaels
How's this great?

Dean Winchester
I was being sarcastic.

Triple H
What's the big deal?

Dean Winchester
Big deal? We were arrested by the FBI and now we're sitting in this stupid room, handcuffed.

Triple H
Yeah, so?

Dean Winchester
Are you being serious right now? I have two matches tomorrow.

Triple H
Dean, calm down. They obviously arrested the wrong people. We'll be out of here in no time.

Dean Winchester
Well so far, I haven't seen anyone since we were arrested. How are we suppose to get out of here when no one's here?

Triple H
Just wait.

Dean shakes his head, obviously annoyed.

Shawn Michaels
I'm hungry.

No one says anything.

Shawn Michaels
It's hot in here.

Still, Triple H and Dean don't say anything.

Shawn Michaels
I have to go to the bathroom.

Dean Winchester
We get it.

Shawn Michaels
We get refreshments, air conditioning, and potty breaks?

Dean Winchester
Yes, Shawn. That's what I meant.

Dean shakes his head, dumbfounded. After a couple of minutes, the door opens and two men walk in, wearing suits. One walks to the corner and stands there, crossing his arms, while the other drops a folder on the table and takes a seat. He looks at the three men. Dean is angry, Triple H has no expression on his face, and Shawn smiles.

Agent Miles
I'm Agent John Miles. I'm with the FBI. That's my partner Agent Carl Yards.

Shawn Michaels
Hi, I'm Shawn Michaels. I'm with the EWE. These are my friends, Triple H and Dean Winchester.

Agent Miles
We're aware of that.

Triple H
Don't mind our friend, he's hungry, hot, and in need of a potty break.

Agent Miles
Okay.

Dean Winchester
So what's the deal, Agent Miles? Why did we get arrested?

Agent Miles
Oh, you don't know?

Dean Winchester
No, I don't know. How about enlightening me?

Triple H
Pardon my friend, Dean here. He's having a bad day.

Agent Miles
I'm sure. Well, boys, you're in a pickle.

Shawn Michaels
Oh, I like pickles.

Dean Winchester
Shawn, please stop talking.

Shawn Michaels
I was just being friendly.

Dean Winchester
So what do you mean we're in a pickle?

Agent Miles
Well, let's see here.

Agent Miles opens up the folder and looks down at it.

Agent Miles
Retail theft, grand theft auto, larceny, burglary, possession of a controlled substance, distribution of a controlled substance....

Agent Miles looks up.

Agent Miles
Shall I go on?

Dean Winchester
Wait, we haven't done any of that.

Shawn Michaels
Yeah, I'm Christian.

Dean Winchester
Yeah, he's Christian. He wouldn't do that and neither would Triple H or I.

Agent Miles
Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Why would you do something like that? They must have just made up this stuff.

Triple H
Probably, can we go now?

Triple H stands up.

Agent Miles
Sit down.

Triple H sits back down.

Agent Miles
You boys don't seem to think this is all a joke. We have enough evidence here to put you away for a very, very, very long time.

Dean Winchester
Yeah, you would. If we did it.

Agent Miles
Do you expect me to believe that crap? Of course you're going to say you didn't do it. They all say that.

Shawn Michaels
Then maybe they didn't either.

Agent Miles
Please, what do you take me for?

Dean Winchester
A guy who still lives at home with his mother and was breast fed until he was 30.

Agent Miles
That's real cute. We'll see how funny you think you are when you get before the judge on Monday.

Dean Winchester
Whoa, we can't be here that long.

Agent Miles
Well, that's too bad.

Dean Winchester
Seriously, I have two matches on Sunday. Triple H has one two. Shawn has church or whatever, but we can't be here.

Agent Miles
My hands are tied. You should have thought about that before you did what you did. Las Vegas is a place of friends, family, and fun, and you dirt bags had to go and ruin it by whoring yourselves around the city.

Shawn Michaels
I would never do that. That's a sin.

Triple H
That's true. He wouldn't.

Agent Miles
That's not what this says. Let's see, looks like it all started a couple months back.

Shawn Michaels
We just got here.

Dean Winchester
Yeah, we just came here for the weekend before Wrestlemania.

Agent Miles
I'm sure. You can explain it to the judge.

Agent Miles gets up to leave.

Dean Winchester
Officer, please. We didn't do this.

Agent Miles
Oh, I believe you.

Shawn Michaels
You do?

Agent Miles
No, I don't. I've seen alot of dickholes, but you guys take the cake.

Suddenly, the door opens. Agent Miles, as well as Triple H, Shawn, and Dean all look over as police officer steps in.

Police Officer
They just caught the guy. He was selling cocaine out of a stolen car.

Agent Miles looks to Triple H, Shawn, and Dean, then back at the police officer.

Agent Miles
What about these guys?

Police Officer
Just a mix up. They're free to go.

The police officer leaves, shutting the door as Miles turns back to the three.

Dean Winchester
Man, looks like we really didn't do it.

The scene cuts to Triple H, Shawn, and Dean standing outside the police station. The police officer walks out to them.

Police Officer
The car he was selling drugs out of was your car. Guess he took it from you guys earlier.

Triple H
Yeah, Mr. Niceguy over here thought he looked trustworthy.

Police Officer
Yeah, I'd watch out next time. People aren't as nice as they seem sometimes. Here's your keys. The cars out back in the impound lot.

Dean Winchester
Thanks officer.

Police Officer
No problem. Sorry about the mix up.

Shawn Michaels
It's fine. The donuts they gave us after helped.

The police officer leaves and Triple H looks to Dean.

Triple H
Looks like our lucks changing.

Dean Winchester
Yeah, whatever. Can we just get back to Seattle?

Triple H
I guess. We'll have to come back here some other time.

Dean Winchester
I don't know about that one.

The guys walk around back to the impound lot and see their car, still in good shape, sitting out front.

Triple H
I'm driving.

They get in the car and waste no time in driving off. They sit there silent as they near the edge of the city.

Triple H
So how about this weekend?

Dean Winchester
It sucked.

Triple H
It wasn't that bad.

Dean Winchester
3-H, we lost our reservation, got our car stolen, and got arrested by the FBI. I think it was pretty horrible.

Shawn Michaels
But we found another hotel, got our car back, and they let us go.

Dean Winchester
It was a dump.

Shawn Michaels
We still found another.

Dean Winchester
Whatever. It still sucked. We didn't get to have any fun and didn't see any chicks. I didn't get to practice any of my moves.

Triple H
What about the hotel chick? She was hot and you got her number.

Dean Winchester
Yeah, but I didn't get to use it.

Triple H
You're too negative.

Dean Winchester
Yeah, I am. We had crappy luck. Not to mention I have two matches. One to defend my title....that I just got by the way...and another to finally give Jensen the beating he deserves.

Triple H
You're making too big of a deal out of it.

Dean Winchester
You're in the same boat. Aren't you worried about your EWE Title shot?

Triple H
Nope.

Dean Winchester
Why not?

Triple H
Just not. I don't see why you're so worked up. You're better than the people you're defending against and Jensen's gunna be easy.

Dean Winchester
Dude, we talked about this. If not anyone else, I have to worry about Spider and Rick Cage. They want this.

Triple H
You want it more.

Dean Winchester
That doesn't mean they won't take it.

Triple H
Dean, Rick Cage isn't that big of a deal.

Dean Winchester
What about Spider?

Triple H
I'll admit, he's good. But you don't have to worry about him. Sure, he may give you a run for your money, but you're going to come out on top.

Dean Winchester
That's what I've always thought, but look how many times I've lost.

Triple H
What? A whole three or four times?

Dean Winchester
Still, when it comes to big threats, like White Tiger, I always choke.

Triple H
Spider isn't that big of a threat. You're better than him. Just breathe and have fun with this.

Dean Winchester
Whatever, can we just hurry up and get back?

Triple H shakes his head a little and Dean leans against the window, looking out it.

Shawn Michaels
Those donuts were good.

Triple H and Dean still remain silent.

Shawn Michaels
My favorite were the glazed ones. What about you guys?

They don't say anything.

Shawn Michaels
I still have to potty.

Dean Winchester
Shawn, please.

Shawn Michaels
Your welcome.

Dean looks back at Shawn.

Dean Winchester
What?

Shawn Michaels
I don't know.

Suddenly, the car starts slowing down. Dean looks over at Triple H.

Dean Winchester
What are you doing?

Triple H
What do you mean?

Dean Winchester
Why are we slowing down?

Triple H
I don't know.

Triple H looks around the dashboard, and stops at the display panel. The fuel marker is on empty. He looks back up at Dean.

Triple H
You're not gunna like this.

Dean Winchester
What?

The car stops and they slowly pull over.

Triple H
We're out of gas.

Dean Winchester
You're joking, right? Please tell me your not being serious.

Triple H
I hate to say it, but no, I'm not joking.

Dean throws his hands up.

Dean Winchester
Oh, come on!

Triple H gets out of the car and looks around at the desert. Finally, Dean gets out too, looking around. He looks to Triple H.

Dean Winchester
What now?

Triple H
Ummm...walk?

Dean Winchester
Are you kidding me? We're in the middle of the desert.

Triple H
Think how much weight you'll lose.

Dean Winchester
I don't need to lose weight. I need to get back to Seattle. Seriously, who doesn't fill up the gas tank on a friggin road trip?

Triple H
You were in such a hurry to get back to Seattle, I forgot.

Dean Winchester
Of course you did. I swear, everything that has happened this weekend is because of you.

Triple H
How?

Dean Winchester
Let's see. First, you didn't double check your reservations before we left. Then you let Shawn drive and he thought Mr. Felony was a nice guy so he left the car...and the keys...in his care, causing our car to get stolen. Then we had to go to that dump because you didn't check our reservations. Then we got arrested because we had to go to that dump. Then you didn't fill up the gas tank and now we're stranded in the middle of the FRIGGIN DESERT!

Triple H
Wow, you are really stressed out. I know this masseuse in...

Dean Winchester
I don't care about the stupid masseuse. I care about getting back to Seattle so I don't lose my title and lose my match against Jensen.

Shawn gets out of the car.

Shawn Michaels
I still have to go.

Dean Winchester
We're in the desert, just find a place.

Shawn Michaels
What if someone sees me?

Dean Winchester
Do you see anyone around?

Shawn looks around.

Shawn Michaels
No.

Dean Winchester
Then go.

Shawn Michaels
You're really mean today.

Shawn walks off a little and unzips his pants. He stands there for a minute as Triple H and Dean stand by the car. He looks over at them and they look over at him.

Dean Winchester
What?

Shawn Michaels
I can't go with people looking.

Dean Winchester
Of course. I swear, DAK makes him really dumb in these roleplays.

Dean and Triple H turns away.

Triple H
So what do you wanna do? Just sit here?

Dean Winchester
I don't know. I really don't wanna talk to you right now though.

Triple H
Shawn's right, you are mean today.

Dean Winchester
You would be too if you were in my situation, but for some reason you don't seem to care.

Triple H
I care. I'm just not stressing about it.

Dean Winchester
Whatever.

Shawn walks back up to them.

Shawn Michaels
Boy do I feel better. So what's going on?

Triple H
We're trying to figure out what to do.

Shawn Michaels
We could push the car.

Dean Winchester
In the desert. If we're not gunna walk, why would we push the car?

Shawn Michaels
I don't know. It was just a suggestion. Why can't we walk?

Dean Winchester
We don't have any water. I don't know about you, but I prefer not to be a vultures chew toy.

Triple H
There he goes, overreacting again.

Dean Winchester
Whatever. Let's just sit in the car and get out of this heat while we think of something.

Shawn Michaels
Well how about we just ride on a bus?

Dean looks at Shawn.

Dean Winchester
What kind of suggestion is that?

Shawn Michaels
I don't know.

They all stand there for a moment.

Shawn Michaels
I just figured they might give us a ride.

Dean Winchester
Who?

Shawn Michaels
Them.

Shawn points behind Triple H and Dean. They turn around to see a big bus slowing down. Triple H and Dean start jumping up and down trying to get their attention. The bus pulls up to them and stops.

Dean Winchester
Now that's what I'm talking about.

The bus is a big tour bus. On the side it has a banner that has a few hot chicks on it that reads, "VeGals". The bus door opens and a hot girls steps out.

Lacey
Hi, I'm Lacey. Do you guys need some help?

Dean Winchester
Do we ever.

Lacey
Well, we'd be happy to give you a ride if you want.

The guys look up at the bus to see windows opening and hot girls hanging out, smiling and waving at them. They look back at Lacey.

Dean Winchester
Hell yeah.

Lacey smiles.

Triple H
So where are you Vegals...?

Lacey smiles again.

Lacey
Yeah, that's right. We're from Vegas and we're gals so they put it together.

Triple H
[/color]Gotcha. So where are you Vegals going?[/color]

Lacey
We're heading to Seattle for a competition.

Dean and Triple H look back at each other and then back to Lacey.

Dean Winchester
That's awesome. We're heading there too.

Lacey
What for?

Shawn Michaels
Wrestlemania.

Lacey
Oh, cool. Well, we can give you a lift if you want.

Dean Winchester
Sure.

Lacey
Alright, just hop on.

Triple H locks up the car and they quickly board on the bus.

Dean Winchester
Seattle, here we come!

The scene fades as the bus drives off.

PART ONE

Dean, Triple H, and Shawn all follow Lacey down the aisle on the bus. Each seat they pass is filled with hot girls, all smiling at them as they walk by, some even licking their lips. Dean and Triple H are both pumped, with big smiles on their faces. Shawn on the other hand has a worried look on his face, almost scared of each girl as he continues to follow his buddies. They finally reach the back on the bus.

Lacey
Alright, here we are.

She points to Triple H.

Lacey
You can sit here next to Jennifer.

She points down and Triple H follows as he sees a gorgeous brunette smiling up at him.

Triple H
Don't mind if I do.

Triple H quickly sits down next to her.

Triple H
Hi. Wanna play a Game?

Lacey looks back up at Dean.

Lacey
You can sit here next to me.

She smiles and Dean grins back.

Dean Winchester
Don't have to ask me twice.

Dean takes a seat behind her. Lacey sits down next to him and gets closer, putting her hands on his arm, smiling. Shawn stands there for a minute, waiting for her to notice him.

Shawn Michaels
Ahem.

Lacey continues to talk with Dean, ignoring Shawn.

Shawn Michaels
Ahhheemmm.

Lacey continues to ignore him.

Shawn Michaels
AHEMMMM!!

Lacey glances up at him.

Lacey
Do you need something, dear?

Shawn Michaels
Where do I sit?

Lacey looks around a little.

Lacey
Oh, you can sit over there with Stacey and Megan.

She points and Shawn looks. A red head and blonde look back at him, waving. Shawn looks back at Lacey.

Shawn Michaels
Are you sure there isn't anywhere else I can sit?

Lacey
No, the rest of the seats are full.

Shawn Michaels
What about the restroom? I couldn't sit in there, could I?

Lacey
Don't be silly. Megan and Stacey are really nice.

Dean Winchester
Yeah, Shawn. Go sit with them.

Shawn Michaels
But...

Dean Winchester
Bye, Shawny.

Dean waves bye at him as he turns back to Lacey and they continue flirting. Shawn turns around and looks back at the two girls who are still looking back at him, smiling. Shawn gulps a little and then slowly walks over to them. He stops next to them.

Shawn Michaels
Hi, I'm Shawn. Mind if I sit next to you ladies?

[color:4db5=deeppinkStacey
Not at all. We have a spot right here in between us.

She looks over at the seat that is now free as Megan has scooted over. Stacey looks back up at Shawn, smiling.

Shawn Michaels
Okay.

Shawn awkwardly scoots past Stacey and slowly sits down in between the girls. They waste no time in scooting closer to him.

[color:4db5=lightblueMegan
So where ya heading?

Shawn Michaels
Ummm, we have to get back to Seattle.

[color:4db5=deeppinkStacey
Oh, goodie. That's where we're going.

Shawn Michaels
Yeah, that's what I've heard.

[color:4db5=lightblueMegan
Yeah, we have a competition there. We're really excited.

Megan puts her hand on Shawn's. Shawn looks down at it.

Shawn Michaels
Yeah, my friends do too.

[color:4db5=deeppinkStacey
Really? What kind of competition?

Shawn Michaels
They're uh...they're wrestling.

[color:4db5=deeppinkStacey
No way! We love wrestling.

Stacey puts her hands on Shawn's shoulders. He looks over at them as she gets a little closer.

[color:4db5=lightblueMegan
So are you in the competition?

Shawn Michaels
No. I don't get to this year.

[color:4db5=lightblueMegan
Awww...poor baby. How does that make you feel?

Shawn Michaels
Well, I uh, I'm a little disappointed, but hey, can't always get what ya want.

[color:4db5=deeppinkStacey
I'm so sorry, is there anything we can do to make you feel better?

Stacey and Megan both slowly put their hands on Shawn's legs and squeeze it. Shawn quickly jumps up out of the seat. The girls both look up at him, confused.

[color:4db5=deeppinkStacey
Is something wrong?

Shawn Michaels
I can't do this. This is a sin.

[color:4db5=lightblueMegan
What are you talking about?

Shawn Michaels
You put your hands all over me and you touched me and I can't do this....this is sin. This is SIN!

Dean quickly looks over at his friend.

Dean Winchester
Oh come on.

Shawn Michaels
You girls are bad...you're bad...bad bad girls. No, no I won't do this.

[color:4db5=deeppinkStacey
Hey, calm down. Just sit back down.

Shawn Michaels
No, you want to do bad things and touch me.

Dean quickly walks up to his buddy.

Dean Winchester
What's going on?

[color:4db5=lightblueMegan
Your friend here is having a mental breakdown.

Dean Winchester
Yeah, he does that sometimes.

Dean turns to Shawn.

Dean Winchester
Shawn, buddy, calm down.

Shawn Michaels
I can't calm down.

Dean Winchester
Shawn, just sit back down. We can talk about this when we get back to Seattle.

Shawn Michaels
No, no I don't want to sit back down. They were doing bad things.

Dean leans in toward Shawn.

Dean Winchester
That's a good thing, Shawn.

Shawn Michaels
No, it's not. It's sin. I can't do this. I have to get off this bus.

Dean Winchester
Shawn, seriously man.

Shawn Michaels
I'm being serious. I have to get off. We have to get off.

Triple H walks up.

Triple H
What's going on?

Dean Winchester
Shawn's having one of those religious freak outs.

Triple H
Again?

Shawn Michaels
I have to get off. Stop the bus. Stop the bus. I don't want to be on here anymore.

Triple H
Seriously, Shawn. Come on buddy, can't this wait til we get to Seattle.

Shawn Michaels
No, we have to get off.

Dean Winchester
No we don't.

Shawn Michaels
Yes. We do.

Shawn quickly walks up to the front of the bus. He stops and talks to the bus driver and the bus slows down until it stops. Shawn starts to get off, when he turns back toward everyone.

Shawn Michaels
You're sinners!

Shawn quickly gets off the bus. Triple H and Dean look at each other.

Dean Winchester
What now?

Triple H sighs.

Triple H
We have to go after him.

Dean Winchester
No, leave him. I've got a good thing goin with that Lacey chick.

Triple H
I know, I have the same with Jennifer, but we have to get him. We can't just abandon him.

Dean Winchester
Man, why couldn't he have gotten saved tomorrow?

The camera shows outside the bus where Triple H and Dean slowly get off the bus. The bus starts going again and they look back at the bus to see the girls hanging out the window again yelling bye with pouting faces. Dean looks to Triple H as the bus starts to disappear into the distance.

Dean Winchester
I hate Shawn sometimes.

Triple H
You and me, both.

They turn around to see Shawn sitting along the side of the road. They slowly walk up to him. He looks up at them.

Shawn Michaels
Sorry, guys.

Dean Winchester
Yeah, whatever. It's not your fault I guess.

They sit down next to him, Triple H on one side and Dean on the other.

Shawn Michaels
What now?

Dean Winchester
I lose my matches.

Shawn Michaels
Oh, well maybe someone else will come along.

Dean Winchester
Very unlikely. We just got lucky with those hot girls, but that didn't last very long.

Shawn Michaels
I'm hot.

Triple H
Yeah I know....too bad we don't have a tour bus with air conditioning on it that happens to have hot girls too.

He looks at Shawn.

Shawn Michaels
Yeah, we could use one of those right about now.

Triple H shakes his head and looks back to the road. They sit there for a while, silent. Finally, Dean looks at his watch.

Dean Winchester
Great. Three hours and twenty four minutes until Wrestlemania.

Triple H
Awesome.

Dean Winchester
I can't believe I'm going to lose my title.

Triple H
I can't believe you're going to lose to Jensen.

Dean turns to Triple H.

Dean Winchester
This is all your fault.

Triple H
Here we go again. How is this my fault?

Dean Winchester
Because you wanted to go on this stupid road trip days before Wrestlemania.

Triple H
How was I suppose to know this was gunna happen?

Dean Winchester
Ever heard of Murphy's Law?

Shawn Michaels
Who's Murphy?

Dean Winchester
Nevermind. I hate my life.

Shawn Michaels
You need God's help.

Dean Winchester
No I don't.

Shawn Michaels
Yes you do. Nothing is impossible for him.

Dean Winchester
Please don't preach to me. I wanna just sit here in my misery and soak in it.

Shawn Michaels
Okay. If you really want to lose your title and lose to Jensen I guess don't ask God for help.

Dean looks up and Shawn.

Dean Winchester
Okay, let's say that God does exist. What's he gunna do to help?

Shawn Michaels
Whatever you need him to do.

Dean Winchester
That's so broad. If God exists, prove it. If he wants to help me so badly then Mel Gibson will pull up in a Shelby Mustang wearing a cowboy hat and ask us if we've seen a bus full of Vegals.

Triple H
That's really specific.

Dean Winchester
I know.

Dean grins, thinking he's won the argument. They sit there for a couple of minutes.

Shawn Michaels
Do you hear that?

Dean Winchester
Hear what?

Shawn Michaels
Listen.

They sit there for a moment, when suddenly they can hear a faint roar. It slowly gets louder.

Triple H
What the hell is that?

They all look off in the distance when suddenly they see a silver dot. It begins to grow as it gets closer to them and they can finally make out its a car. It speeds up to them and quickly slows down to a stop, perfectly in front of them. It's a Shelby Mustang.

Triple H
No way.

Dean Winchester
Please, there isn't just one.

The passenger window slides down and Triple H and Dean's mouth drop a little. Inside is Mel Gibson smiling widely.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Hi guys.

Triple H
That's Mel Gibson.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Have you seen a bus go by here. It has a big sign on the side that reads, "Vegals" on the side and probably had girls hanging out the windows.

Triple H
He's looking for Vegals.

Shawn Michaels
Told ya.

Dean Winchester
Please. He doesn't even have a cowboy hat.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Oh crap.

Mel Gibson looks behind him and reaches down. He comes back up holding a cowboy hat that he puts back on his head.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Must've blown off from the wind.

Dean Winchester
Okay, you win.

Shawn Michaels
Told ya.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
So have you seen them?

Shawn Michaels
Yes we have, Mr. Mel Gibson, sir.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Awesome. Do you know where they went?

Triple H
Yeah.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Could you tell me?

Shawn Michaels
They're going the same place we are.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Where's that?

Triple H
Seattle.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Okay. Do you guys need a ride?

Dean Winchester
YES! please.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Get in.

The scene fades to outside the Wrestlemania stadium in Seattle, Washington. A clock in the bottom right of the screen appears, showing Countdown to Wrestlemania: 1 hour, 16 minutes. Suddenly the Shelby Mustang speeds up to the door, drifting perfectly parallel with the edge of the sidewalk in front of the stadium doors. Inside the car is Dean up front and Shawn and Hunter in the back seat. They all still grip tightly to different parts of the car. Mel Gibson just smiles and laughs.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Told you we could make it.

Dean lets out a huge gasp of air.

Dean Winchester
Yeah, you did say that.

Dean gets out and Triple H and Shawn follow. They walk to the sidewalk and look back at Mel Gibson who leans out the window cooly.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Well boys, I have a competition to judge.

He smiles.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
I better get going. Don't wanna miss anything.

Dean Winchester
I understand. Thanks again, Mr. Gibson.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
Call me Mel.

Dean Winchester
Alright, thanks Mel.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
No problem. Now make sure to whoop up on Jensen tonight. I have it TiVoed.

Dean Winchester
Will do.

Triple H
Thanks again, Mel.

Shawn Michaels
Bye, Mel.

[color:4db5=silverMel Gibson
See ya fellas.

Mel tips his cowboy hat and quickly speeds off. They stand there for a moment watching in awe.

Shawn Michaels
God works in mysterious ways.

Dean Winchester
Okay, you may have been right. Whatever, I seriously hope you're not gunna bring this up everytime I see you.

Shawn Michaels
Thou shalt not rub God existing in your face.

Dean Winchester
Whatever.

Dean looks at his watch.

Dean Winchester
Oh crap. I have to go get ready for my interview. I'll talk to you guys later.

Dean starts to run off, but stops and looks back at Triple H and Shawn.

Dean Winchester
3-H, don't you have to get ready for your match?

Triple H
What're you talking about?

Dean Winchester
Your match with Edge and White Tiger.

Triple H
Oh yeah....about that.

Dean Winchester
What?

Triple H
I'm not really Triple H.

Dean Winchester
What?

Triple H
Yeah, I'm not Triple H.

Dean Winchester
Dude, I've had too long of a day for games.

Triple H
I'm not playing games. My real name is Gavin Garrod Gray. They call me Triple G. I'm Triple H's stunt double.

Dean stands there for a moment.

Dean Winchester
Since when does Triple H need a stunt double?

Triple H
I can't tell you that.

Dean stands there for a moment, still amazed.

Dean Winchester
But you look and sound just like him.

Triple H
Hence the phrase, Stunt Double.

Dean Winchester
Wow.

Dean looks to Shawn.

Dean Winchester
So I'm guessing you're Shawn Michaels' stunt double?

Shawn Michaels
No, I can't afford a stunt double. I was just bored.

Dean Winchester
I see. Well...I still can't believe it, but I have to go so I'll talk to you later I guess.

Triple H
Alright, go knock em dead.

Shawn Michaels
Make sure they're saved first.

Triple G looks at Shawn as Dean shakes his head and runs off.


PART TWO


Kenny Greenwood stands backstage. He looks around and then at his watch. He looks back up at the camera.

Kenny Greenwood
Guess he doesn't want an interview afterall. Let's go.

Kenny starts to walk off when he hears yelling. He stops and turns around to see Dean sprinting down the hall.

Dean Winchester
Kenny, Wait!

Dean runs up to Kenny and stops, breathing hard.

Kenny Greenwood
Well look who decided to show up. Where have you been?

Dean Winchester
It's a long story.

Kenny Greenwood
Okay, so are we still doing this interview?

Dean Winchester
Hell yeah...let's do this thing.

Kenny Greenwood
Alright.

Kenny turns to the camera.

Kenny Greenwood
We're here backstage moments before Wrestlemania with Dean Winchester.

Dean Winchester
Sup?

Kenny Greenwood
So, Dean...already defending your title. What's going through your head?

Dean Winchester
Man, it's bull I think. Jensen is such a little baby that he's making me do this before our match just so I'll forget about him.

Kenny Greenwood
Is it working?

Dean Winchester
Hell no it isn't. I'm still as ready as I was when I beat him into letting me back.

Kenny Greenwood
Yeah, we all remember that. What was that all about?

Dean Winchester
You all saw. I tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. I wasn't about to miss Wrestlemania just because Jensen is a little girl.

Kenny Greenwood
Well we're glad that you didn't miss. This has been long in the making and we're all excited to see how it turns out.

Dean Winchester
I can tell you that. I win.

Kenny chuckles.

Kenny Greenwood
Well everyone should still order and tune in.

Dean Winchester
Most definitely. Don't wanna miss that.

Kenny Greenwood
So back to your title defense. Are you ready for it?

Dean Winchester
I am. I'm ready to show Jensen that a little detour isn't going to stop the Dean of Mean.

Kenny Greenwood
So you're not worried?

Dean Winchester
You know, I was. But after talking to my new friend, Triple G, I'm not anymore.

Kenny Greenwood
Triple G?

Dean Winchester
Long story.

Kenny Greenwood
I'm gunna have to hear this later. So you have to defend your title against whoever wins the qualifying match tonight. Who do you think it's gunna be?

Dean Winchester
I really have no idea. Most of them are new or just returning back to the EWE, but that doesn't mean that they aren't ready to take my title from me. This is one of the once in a lifetime opportunities for them to bring home gold early in their careers. If I was in that situation I'd be all over that...I'd be bringing my A game and I know that's exactly what these guys are gunna do.

Kenny Greenwood
I see. So if you had to pick who would you pick?

Dean Winchester
Man, that's a tough one. I'd have to pick the worst guy just so I can keep my title easily.

Kenny chuckles again.

Dean Winchester
Nah, but seriously. I think it's gunna come down to Rick Cage, Spider, or Blitz. From what I've seen so far they really want this the most and seem to be on the top of the list.

Kenny Greenwood
Okay, out of those three who do you think is gunna be your opponent tonight?

Dean Winchester
I really don't know. They're all good, it's just a matter of who wants it the most and who does the best. It's anyone's game.

Kenny Greenwood
I see. So who are you the most intimidated by?

Dean Winchester
Definitely Blitz and Spider. I really think it could be those two tonight. Rick Cage has returned to the EWE, but it just seems like the fire burning in Spider and Blitz is a little hotter. They are both new and seem to possess a good amount of talent. It's obvious that they both really want my title and are ready to take on whoever it takes to get it from me.

Kenny Greenwood
That's true. So you don't think Rick Cage has a shot?

Dean Winchester
Like I said, it's anyone's game.

Kenny Greenwood
Okay, so what about those you didn't mention, the Russian Mafia, L, and Leo Kat? You don't think they have a shot?

Dean Winchester
They could surprise me and pull out a good performance, but I'm not counting on it. The Russian Mafia seems like a joke to me. I never really see them around or hear about them. They don't really do anything and almost seem like a crappy version of the Industry or New World Order.

Kenny Greenwood
Yeah I guess I can see that. What about L or Leo Kat?

Dean Winchester
I don't even know who L is. If he's going to take my title, he's definitely gunna have to do something because I'm not impressed as of yet. Leo on the other hand has potential, but I almost have this feeling like he's following me or something. It's kind of stalkerish, but hey that determination could win him a spot in the qualifying match tonight. Who knows?

Kenny Greenwood
Yeah, I've heard that he's gunning for you.

Dean Winchester
Who isn't nowadays. It's like a fad or something.

Kenny Greenwood
Yeah. Okay, I'm sure you still have things to do and get ready for Wrestlemania so any last words?

Dean Winchester
Yeah. I wish all of you the best of luck tonight. May the best man win. The only thing is when it comes to you facing me, that's gunna be me. I don't care what you did to get there or who you beat, I am not about to lose my title right after I win it. I have worked too hard to get this title and I will be damned if I just give it away. I encourage you, bring everything you got, but in the end I hate to say, it's not gunna be enough. I'm not trying to be cocky or a dick, but I really mean it. I will not give up my title. I will do whatever it takes to keep it and if that means squashing you, then I'll do it. This means too much to me. The only thing I care more about is beating Jensen's face in. So the best of luck. You're gunna need it. Don't expect me to just hand this title over.

Kenny Greenwood
Alright. I appreciate your time as does everyone watching. I wish you the best of luck.

Dean Winchester
Thanks, Kenny.

Kenny Greenwood
Ladies and gentlemen, Dean Winchester, the Dean of Mean. Hurry now and order Wrestlemania so that you can watch the legendary fights that are scheduled for tonight. This is Kenny Greenwood.

Scene fades.