Saturday Night's ShowDown #34 - 01/21/12

Fri May 26, 2023 11:01 pm

RESULT: DEFEAT

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Fri May 26, 2023 11:01 pm

ROLEPLAY: 1/1

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CLUELESS
Saturday, January 21st, 2012

( As the title suggests, that's where I am on doing something original. With not much time left to think, our scene just opens backstage of the Petersen Events Center where Christy Chaos walks the halls. Christy Chaos of course, wearing torn blue jeans and a black "star struck" t-shirt. Also of course, she's wearing another hoody, this time it's purple. Christy walks down the halls of the Arena in search of her locker room. Just as she finds it, she's very unfortunate, because standing by her door, is Justin White. He has on a pair of his own blue jeans, a "White Express" T-Shirt and a coy smile on is face as he leans on the door. Christy stops and sighs. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
Can I get in my locker room?

( Justin nods. )

JUSTIN WHITE
Sure thing sweet ass, just as soon as you give me a little something, something.

CHRISTY CHAOS
An Ass beating you properly deserve?

JUSTIN WHITE
Sounds kinky.

CHRISTY CHAOS
Not what I meant.

JUSTIN WHITE
Sure thing. What makes you say I would deserve it in the other sense?

CHRISTY CHAOS
You think I didn't hear what you said about me a few weeks ago?

JUSTIN WHITE
How much I'd rock your world?

CHRISTY CHAOS
I somehow doubt that.

JUSTIN WHITE
Oh, but it's true. Not only would I be far superior in the ring than either one, but in the bed, trust me. I'm far more Dynamic, than Derek Daniels...and Totally way more Furious than The Irish Fury.

CHRISTY CHAOS
Sure you are. Let me ask you, have you ever even really been laid?

( Justin seems shocked by this question. )

JUSTIN WHITE
How dare you! I've slept with like have the Diva's Division.

CHRISTY CHAOS
I'm not talking about when you're laying in bed, masturbating to your thoughts...I mean REALLY.

JUSTIN WHITE
That question doesn't deserve an answer.

CHRISTY CHAOS
So in other words, no.

JUSTIN WHITE
NO, I just ain't going to answer you because of your snide remarks.

CHRISTY CHAOS
Like I said, No.

JUSTIN WHITE
Whatever, I was gonna get an interview from you for your match, but what's the point? We all know the champs are going to pwn you and your noob of a partner.

CHRISTY CHAOS
The noob of a partner who kicked your head in?

JUSTIN WHITE
That bitch.

( Christy snickers a little at that, then tries to compose herself. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
And I'm sure Amelia would pwn me, because she has so much experience with that, doesn't she?

( Christy smirks and starts to head into her locker room, but stops. She looks at Justin and nods. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
Come in, you got a few minutes, don't make me regret it.

JUSTIN WHITE
A Few minutes is all I need!...I need to get something from my office first though.

CHRISTY CHAOS
What?

JUSTIN WHITE
A Condom, unless you got one?

( Christy shakes her head. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
Gross, that's not what I meant at all, I meant the interview you moron.

( Justin sighs and nods his head. )

JUSTIN WHITE
I guess I can do the interview instead.

CHRISTY CHAOS
You guess nothing, because it's all you ever get from me.

( Christy and Justin head into the locker room and take a seat on her couch. How'd she rank that? She must be cooler than Dan Taylor. The camera man positions himself in front of them and they go live to the EWE Nation. )

JUSTIN WHITE
Hello loyal passengers of the White Express..

( the crowd boos in the background as Justin smiles and nods. )

JUSTIN WHITE
Hold your applause, hold your applause, save your cheers, and make them boos as I introduce my guest at this time. The Same woman we found out last week would be challenging Alessandro at Phase Three...ladies and gentlemen, Christy Chaos!

( Alot of the crowd actually does boo, after her actions last week, still a few faint cheers out there though. )

JUSTIN WHITE
Christy first off, alot of talk about what you did last week.

CHRISTY CHAOS
And what did I do? Except right a wrong.

JUSTIN WHITE
You screwed K-Oz out of his career.

CHRISTY CHAOS
Please, he was going to lose anyways.

( Christy rolls her eyes. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
This company is falling at the hands of te Helmsley's. They are letting underserving people just waltz up and get a title shot. All the why, boosting Alessandro's Ego that he is a great champion, because he can beat Chris Fame...because he can beat K-Oz...really?

JUSTIN WHITE
And EWE Hall of F...

CHRISTY CHAOS
I already said Jack didn't deserve it. I have no qualms with the guy, but he didn't deserve it. His last match was in April...But then, that's better than K-Oz I guess. Who until last week, hasn't competed in the EWE, that I remember, since 2007.

JUSTIN WHITE
True but..

CHRISTY CHAOS
All I did was get what I deserved. I got my deserving title shot.

JUSTIN WHITE
That comes at Phase Three, but first you must face Alessandro in a Tag Match, where your partner is Vespertine. How do you feel about teaming with her?

CHRISTY CHAOS
Better when I remember the time she beat the crap out of you.

( Justin sneers a little bit as Christy smiles. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
In all seriousness though. I got no problems with her. Not really, I mean I did say some cruel things last time we faced, but that's just how it is. I don't go out there anymore to be the good little girl everyone wants me to be, show all my opponents respect and give them loli-pops.

JUSTIN WHITE
When did you give your opponents loli-pops?

CHRISTY CHAOS
Not the point. I sit here, and say whatever is on my mind, no matter how it comes acrossed. I go out there, just like I did last week, and do whatever I have to do, no matter what anyone else thinks about it. It's the Christy Chaos everyone needs to get acustomed to. If you get your feelings hurt by my words, it's not my problem, it's your own.

( Justin nods. )

JUSTIN WHITE
So in other words, there's going to be complications on your team?

CHRISTY CHAOS
I'm not sure how you got that, but whatever. She wants to send a statement to Amelia, I want to do to same to Alessandro. So for one week, we can put our differences aside, and get the job done. It's not impossible, I did have to team up with my brother right before he retired to take on Dean and Britney.

JUSTIN WHITE
I remember that.

CHRISTY CHAOS
Of course you do, Jay just made you.

JUSTIN WHITE
No! but whatever, what about your opponents?

CHRISTY CHAOS
What about them?

JUSTIN WHITE
Well, what about your opponents, like what about Amelia?

CHRISTY CHAOS
What about her? I have been here before, and we know how this story keeps ending.

JUSTIN WHITE
Wow, cold.

CHRISTY CHAOS
Whatever, the bitch wants to get rough with me, I can do that.

JUSTIN WHITE
Yea cause girls calling eachother that is so original.

CHRISTY CHAOS
So is threating you if you don't watch what you say.

JUSTIN WHITE
Sorry.

CHRISTY CHAOS
Thought so. Amelia wants to taint both my victories over her, as if I didn't earn either of them so she can continue to claim her god-like status over the Diva's Division. Whatever floats your boat Amelia. Listen to this though, if you EVER want to be on my level, you have to learn, beating a bunch of barbies isn't going to make us all see that.

( Christy shakes her head. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
No, do what I do...Step up into the real division...make waves there...THEN you can talk about being on my level...until you can do that, you can continue to try and justify your losses to me, because it's what you have to do. You have to Justify your losses, because you will never admit to me, and never admit to yourself...Christy Chaos is better than you. It's just a fact of life.

( Christy shrugs. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
See Amelia, there's a reason you continue to dominate the little barbies of EWE. Because you know, you're not ready. You have failed to beat me....you failed to beat Eighteen. Sure, you managed a Draw in that match, you're welcome by the way, but you still didn't beat her. There's your two biggest chances to prove you have what it takes, the two biggest transitions to the real division, and you keep falling short, failing to succeed. Come ShowDown...you will fail, again. No matter what happens out there...YOU WILL NOT, beat me..

( Justin has been awed this whole time, almost forgot he was even there. )

JUSTIN WHITE
Wow, dare I even ask about her partner?

CHRISTY CHAOS
I have said everything that needs to be said about Alessandro already. I will say this though, this is only but a small preview for what's to come. Everyone here knows, when it comes to putting out the flames, there's noone better than me. Amelia has only lost two matches...that would be me...Matt Fennec was looking good, seemed to be on fire, undefeated in his short career...but then he met me and ain't been seen since. Even my partner Vespertine knows the feeling.

JUSTIN WHITE
And the point to..

CHRISTY CHAOS
Wait your horses. The point is, Alessandro has to learn that too. Some would say, he's not on fire...he lost to Fame twice...lost to D-Dawg a couple weeks ago. That's very true...but look when the title is on the line...look what happens when the pressure is on. The Man becomes damn near untouchable. We will soon find out, how true, that really is.

( Christy looks over to Justin. Justin keeps sitting there. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
Yea, we're done now.

( Justin still sits there. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
That does mean leave.

( Justin sighs and leaves, as Christy rolls her eyes. Christy leans back, when suddenly her cell phone rings, coinciedental timing eh? why not in the middle of her interview? oh well, anyways, she picks it up off the table and answers it. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
Hello?....Hey...Ya, I liked it too...Of course I didn't mean it, I did to an extent though...Sorry, it's true though...

( Christy looks at the camera for a moment, then looks away. )

CHRISTY CHAOS
This really isn't the best time to talk...yea, I'll call back after the show...yes, I'll see you next week..

( Christy hangs up the phone and smiles, as the scene fades away. )
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Real Name: Christina Carter
Ring Name: Christy Chaos
Handler: Jay
HomeTown: Kansas City, MO
H&W: 5'1" 110lbs
Theme: "Bitter Taste" by Three Days Grace
Dating Status: Disclosed
Finishers: Star Struck, CC Trap
Allies: Abby, Kelly
Enemies: EWE Board

EWE Record
Win: 70
Lose: 49
Draw: 04
Current Streak
4 Consecutibe Victories
Best Streak
5 Consecutive Wins
Worst Streak
3 Consecutive Losses

Next Match
Date: 01/21/12
Card: ShowDown #34
Opponent(s): Alessandro & Amelia Pietersen
Stipulation: Tag Match with Vespertine
At Stake: Phase Three Hype

Power 15 3.0
Current: #4
Previous: #4
Peak: #4
Week(s): 6-7
Total Appearences: 7

Power 15 2.0
Peak: #1
Week(s): 11, 39, 41-42, 44
Total Appearences: 48

Original Power 15
Peak: #6
Week(s): 50
Total Appearences: 14

Career Achievements
-TITLES HELD-
2x EWE Women's Champion
2x ACW Hellcat Champion
2x EWE International Champion
1x EWE Tag Team Champion
2x EWE X-Core Champion
-HONORS-
Longest Reigning EWE Women's Champion (398 Days)
First Ever Female International Champion
First Ever Back-To-Back Diva of the Year
Competed in 2010 Money in the Bank(2nd Place)
2010 KOX Finalist(2nd Place)
Competed in 2011 Sole Survivor(4th Place)
Competed in 2011 Money in the Bank(2nd Place)
2011 KOX Finalist(2nd Place)
Top Five Rper (19x)
Diva of the Week (6x)
-AWARDS-
Best EWE Faction 2007 (The Extreme Connection)
Best EWE Diva 2010
Best EWE Diva 2011
Best Match: 2011 (Sole Survivor Match)
4th Best Match of 2011 (Women's Championship Vs Amelia Pietersen @ AfterMath)
6th Best Match of 2011 (Money in the Bank @ WrestleMania 7)
10th Best Match of 2011 (Women's Championship Vs Britney West @ WrestleMania 7)

STAR STRUCK
Adriana Giovanni
Adrienne Lawson(x2)
Alessandro Quagliaterre
Alicia Q(x3)
Amelia Pietersen(x2)
Ana Valentine
Ariel Allegheri
Avalanche
Baby Doll
Benjamin Ryan
Blitz(x2)
Blue Panther
Britney West(x5)
Brooke McGuire(x4)
Candice Michelle
Candy Cane
Carnage
Christian
Dan Desario
Daffney Unger
Dean Winchester(x3)
Derek Daniels
Dook Shaz
Dorian Xero(x2)
Doxy Rose(x2)
Dream(x3)
Dutch Clark
Edge
Eli Hogan
Eric Dunkle
ETMac
Gaz Black
Gemini Jones
James Cage
Jason Ceno
Jay Jobber
Jillian Webb
Jesse Woods
Johnny Chaos(x2)
Leo Kat
Lily
Kandi Washington
K~Dawg
Kelly Kelly
Kelsi Parr
Kiana Araneta
Konnan
Malci
Maryse(x2)
Matt Fennec
Melina Perez
Michelle LeWallen
Mickie James
Mike Shockly(x2)
Morgan Alvertez
Mr Man(x2)
Nicole Johnson
Raven
Rick Cage(x2)
Rikku(x2)
Roxas Knoxx
Ruby
Sean Lewis(x2)
Shawn Michaels(x2)
Spider
Stacy Keibler
The Hurricane
Toxic Angel(x4)
Triple H
Trishatina
Trish Stratus(x2)
Vespertine
Victoria
The White Knight

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