WrestleMania 4 - 04/22/07

Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:40 pm

RESULT: Won by Austin

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Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:41 pm

{{{ The camera's open up as we see Vince walking down the hall...which draws boos in the background...Vince stops at a lockerroom that the door reads "EDGE" Vince knocks and waits a moment before the Door is answered by Lita. }}}

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " Well hey there, Lita...can I speak to Edge? "

{The Rated R Diva} Lita --- " It's for you.. "

{{{ Edge steps out into the hallway.. }}}

{The Rated R Superstar} Edge --- " Can I help you? "

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " Well, It seems you thought I was mad at you... "

{The Rated R Superstar} Edge --- " weren't you?...you did make me team with that chump.. "

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " Well, I was, but only a little...you laughed at me, for having to face that Beer drinking, foul mouth, no good Son of a...for MY OWNERSHIP!...I had to prove a point, that noone laughs at me...noone crosses The Boss...but that's over...let's let bygons be bygons "

{The Rated R Superstar} Edge --- " err..okay I guess.. "

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " Good...now it's time you got that eWe Title around your waist...we all know your winning.. "

{The Rated R Superstar} Edge --- " Well at least you me and Lita...oh and BJ, whoever the hell that is.. "

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " Meh, screw em all...underdogs have pulled it off on many occasions...did anyone ever think Rey Mysterio would be WWE World Champion?...did anyone think Shawn Michaels would of won the Royal Rumble entering at Number one...does anyone think I will beat Austin?...which I most certainly will...we're Underdogs...which is why we show all them morons just who the hell we are.. "

{The Rated R Superstar} Edge --- " Exactly.. "

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " As long as I'm still Chairman..I'll have your back, and guran-damn-tee that title is around your waist.. "

{The Rated R Superstar} Edge --- " just like I'll gurantee your still the Chairman.. "

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " Good...So Austin.. "

{{{ Vince looks over into the camera. }}}

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " I am officially making our match...NO DISQUALIFICATION....now I'm sure people are wondering...what the hell is wrong with you Vince?...Your giving That Redneck the authority to use weapons...sure he can...as can I...but this also means...anyone can interfere as well...not just Edge here...do you know what the #1 desired thing is? "

{{{ Edge looks over at Lita...and at her crotch.. }}}

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " Not that...that is the #1 desired thing for the males...I'm talking about the #1 desired thing for all Males and Females.......Money....which I happen to have alot of...considering Austin's been un-employed for the past year, thanks to me...I am willing to bet he don't have much of that...at least not even 1 10th the ammount I have...make that 1 Billionth... "

{The Rated R Superstar} Edge --- " Your gonna suffacate him with Money to win? "

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " Not quite....but can you imagine what people do for Money...they do almost anything...like for example...whoop this Red Neck's ass for me...anyone on either Roster, looking for a special Bonus...and to keeping their job...would stomp this red neck for me... "

{The Rated R Superstar} Edge --- " well... "

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " what... "

{The Rated R Superstar} Edge --- " Money sure...but to keep their job...what if they don't help you...and you lose...you couldn't exactly fire them... "

{The Boss} Vincent Kennedy McMahon --- " Trust me...I'll win...in fact I guran-damn-tee it!...Austin, You may as well give up now...cause the way I see it...with my unlimited resources...You haven't a chance...no chance to be frank...NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! "

Fade to Black

Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:45 pm

{{{ The camera's open up inside the Skydome...where a Pre-show is currently under way...suddenly "Glass Shatters" by Disturbed echos threw the PA shooting the crowd right up...Austin continues down the ramp and does his traditional 4 turnbukle poses...he then grabs a chair...and a mic, then takes a seat in the middle of the ring }}}

Well, here we are..

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I said, here we are..

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you don't know where you live?

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We're in Toronto..

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Canada..

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The Skydome..

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The home of eWe WreslteMania 4..

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You dont know what WrestleMania is?

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The Grandest Stage of them all..

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The ShowCase of the Immortals..

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Where Mortals become Legends

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Legends become Icons..

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The Biggest Show of the Year..

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Where Stone Cold becomes the new eWe Chairman..

CHEERS

So I was at this bar earlier..

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oh it's a place..

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They sell alchol it's a great place..

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But anways I was at this bar training for this match..

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Drank me a beer..

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Another Beer..

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Another Beer..

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Another Beer..

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A Jack and Coke..

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A Jim Bean..

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A Bloody Marry..

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Two Bloody Marries..

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6 More Beers..

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and a shot of Tequila

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That's when I seen Vince's promo on the TV..

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I'm sure you know what a TV is..

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I don't know if I heard it right....or if I was Drunk

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Vince said I had no Chance in hell..

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now that it's no disqualification..I don't have a chance?

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eh uh!..

CHEERS

Never Say Stone Cold ain't got a chance..

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You have your Unlimited Resources..

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that's good..

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Cause I got a unlimted supply of Stone Cold Stunners..

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and that's not all..

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I also have an entire Truck..

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I'm not talking about a pickup truck..

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I'm not even talking about a Monster Truck..

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A Semi Truck..

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A Trailer filled to the top..

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with cans of whoop ass!

CHEERS

So Vince you bring Edge..

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His little hoe..

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The entire Chaos Roster..

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The entire Xplosion Roster..

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The WWE Roster..

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The TNA Roster..

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Elton John..

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Brittney Spears..

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George W. Bush..

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The National Guard..

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The Navy Seals..

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The Marines..

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Hell, you can even bring the entire Toronto Maple Leafs..

CROWD GOES NUTS

I think Mick rubbed off a little on me there..

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Back to point..

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Bring everyone you Can..

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and I gurantee..

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I'll whoop everyone of them sorry Sons of bitches!

CHEERS

Stunners here..

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Stunners there..

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hell they'll have to rename the Pay Per View..

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From WrestleMania..

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To StunnerMania..

CHEERS

Vince, I'll stomp a mudhole..

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In Your Ass!

CHEERS

and at the end of the night..

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When all your Resources has gotten their asses kicked..

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I'll grab that head of yours..

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look you in them beady eyes of yours..

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flip you the bird..

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tilt that head ever so slightly..

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WHAM!

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STONE COLD STUNNER!!

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ONE...

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TWO..

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THREE..

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AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!

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BECAUSE YOUR NEXT CHAIRMAN SAID SO!!

{{{ The crowd roars as Glass Shatters again and Stone throw a good ol Beer Bash }}}

Fade to Black

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