Summer BreakDown 2011 - 09/04/11

Mon May 15, 2023 6:29 pm

RESULT: DEFEAT

SHOW LINK: Click Here

Mon May 15, 2023 6:30 pm

JAY JOBBER
ROLEPLAY: 1/1

Our scene opens as we see Kelly talking to Trixy. They are laughing about something.

Trixy: I wouldn't of put up with it.

Kelly: There's some weirdos we have to interview sometimes.

Trixy: I hear that.

Just then Jay Jobber walks up to the two ladies and smiles putting his hands on his hips.

Jay Jobber: Hey ladies, which one of you two sexy ladies get to interview the greatly awesomely amazing Jay Jobber?

Kelly looks at Trixy with pleading eyes. Trixy laughs slightly and nods mouthing "You owe me". Trixy looks over to Jay.

Trixy: I'll interview you.

Jay looks at Trixy for a moment, then looks over to Kelly.

Jay Jobber: What about you?

Kelly: I uh...I got something I need to go do.

Jay Jobber: Great, I'll go with you.a

Kelly: NO!...I mean, no that's ok, just let Trixy interview you.

Jay shakes his head.

Jay Jobber: Trixy can't steal your thunder. You got exclusive rights to my awesomeness.

Kelly: Lucky me?

Jay laughs, oddly.

Jay Jobber: You darndest right.

Trixy: Well, I tried...Talk to you later Kelly.

Trixy starts walking off as Kelly can be seen saying "I hate you" while Trixy laughs and shrugs like "there's nothing I could do". Trixy leaves as Kelly begins walking the other way, of course Jay follows her.

Kelly: What do you even need interviewed for anyways? I thought you wasn't booked.

Jay Jobber: I'm not, but I'm entering the Guantlet.

Kelly: You realize, it's a Tag Gauntlet right?

Jay Jobber: Perfect, I'm undefeated in those. Me and Dustin can go 2-0!

Kelly stops and looks at Jay. He really seems oblivious to what happened on Chaos.

Kelly: Dustin is in the hospital, he was critically injured on Chaos by Dutch Clark.

Jay Jobber: So he won't be able to compete in the Guantlet?

Kelly: Or anytime in the near future...

Jay Jobber: But he won't be able to compete in the Guantlet?

Kelly shakes her head and starts walking again.

Kelly: No Jay, he won't be in the guantlet.

Jay Jobber: Well slap my ear and call it Susan B Anthony.

Kelly: What?

Jay Jobber: What about Jon? Did someone kill him too?

Kelly: Not unless they poisined his sugar.

Jay Jobber: Then I'll find him.

Kelly: Good, go do that. Go look around the arena for him, while I do what I need to do.

Jay Jobber: No need for me to Kelly.

Jay pulls a cell phone out of his pocket.

Jay Jobber: See, I don't even need to leave your side.

Kelly: Oh Joy?

Jay smiles, agreeing, even though she was being sarcastic. Jay begins to dial a number as he puts it on speaker we can hear the ringback tone "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard. After a few minutes it goes to voice mail.

Jon Jobber: Owe! That beep was loud...oh do I record it now? Hello person trying to call me. I would love to talk to you, so how are you doing? Oh, nevermind, I'm away. I'm currently in China doing some promotional stuff. I'll be back in the United States next week, call me then. Unless you was trying to call my good friend Ric Flair, well then, I can't help you cause he doesn't give me his number. This is getting long now, so I'm gonna go now...AND THAT'S THE...

The message ends.

Jay Jobber: BOTTOM LINE! haha, that's cool bro. You so what are you doing?

Jay waits, as if waiting for Jon to respond. Kelly looks at Jay, baffled, yet not surprised by this.

Jay Jobber: Jon?

Still no response obviously.

Jay Jobber: Fine! See if I save you any turkey on thanksgiving!

Jay hangs up. Seeming mad.

Jay Jobber: Can you believe that butt fence? Ignoring me.

Kelly: It was his voice mail Jay, you was supposed to leave a message for him to call you back.

Jay Jobber: Oh...I should call back and tell him to be my partner then?

Kelly: Probably not, he's in China.

Jay Jobber: How do you know he's in China? Are you cheating on me with my brother?

Kelly rolls her eyes.

Kelly: You have to be dating someone to be cheating on them. 2ndly, he just said it in his voice mail.

Jay Jobber: Oh...I know who I can team with!

Jay dials another number. It gets to the voice mail, which he just burps.

Jay Jobber: Dad?...Where you at?

Jay sighs hanging up.

Jay Jobber: He must be passed out I guess....I know who will team with me! THE ROCK!

Kelly: He embarrassed you in his debut match.

Jay Jobber: What's your point?

Jay stops and looks at a small crack in the wall. Kelly looks at him as he seems to be really intrigued by it. He looks at Kelly.

Jay Jobber: We passed this crack already. We're going in circles.

Kelly: what?

Jay Jobber: Do you really have something else to do?

Kelly: Maybe...why don't you go find yourself a partner, then I'll interview you.

Kelly starts to walk away from Jay, but Jay stops her.

Jay Jobber: Wait, I got it...it's perfect...You Can be my partner!

Kelly: Are you serious?

Kelly looks at the enthusiastic smile on Jay's face.

Kelly: You are...Look, I'm not a wrestler Jay, I'm an interviewer and commentator.

Jay Jobber: You want to be a wrestler though. You've tried out 3 times with WWE, 3 more times here...you was even so desperate you tried out for TNA twice.

Kelly: How do you know this?

Jay smiles.

Jay Jobber: I also know you been training with a certain International Champion.

Kelly: Ok, how the heck do you know that?

Jay Jobber: Cause I follow you everywhere...even when you don't know it.

Kelly: Cause that's not creepy at all.

Jay Jobber: It ain't? Good, I was worried it might of been.

Kelly: I was being sarcastic.

Jay Jobber: YES!

Jay gives Kelly a hug, she seems very surprised by it.

Jay Jobber: Thank you so much!

Kelly: For What?

Jay Jobber: You're going to be my partner and your ring name is Sarcastic!

Kelly: No...I'm not going to be your partner. My ring name isn't sarcastic...I was BEING Sarcastic.

Jay Jobber: I know, that's the ring name your gonna use, I just said that.

Kelly sighs.

Kelly: I can't be your partner, sorry.

Kelly starts to leave when Jay gets in front of her, he gets on his knees in front of her.

Jay Jobber: PLEASE! PLEASE!

Kelly looks around nervous, not knowing who could be watching this right now.

Kelly: OK...Ok, get up please...I'll think about it.

Jay Hugs her.

Jay Jobber: Thank you so much! I'm gonna go get ready to kick some noobslobber butts!

Jay runs off as Kelly shakes her head.

Kelly: Lord help me...

Mon May 15, 2023 6:57 pm

STATS
Real Name: Kelly Williams
Ring Name: Kelly
HomeTown: Tampa Bay, FL
H&W: 5'4" 103lbs
Theme: "Beat of My Heart" by Hilary Duff
Finishers: Fly Butterfly Fly
Kel-Bell
Allies: Christy Chaos
Abby Addiction
Amelia Pietersen
Jay Jobber
Enemies: ...

EWE Record
00-00-00
Singles Record
00-00-00
Tag Record
00-00-00

Achievements
N/A

Power 15
Current: NR
Peak: n/a
Total Appearences: 0

Original Power 15
Peak: NR
Total Appearences: 0

Kel-Belled
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{The Scene opens where we see Kelly standing in her locker room, sporting a White and pink Cheerleader outfit. At that moment Jay Jobber comes into the room, without knocking.}

JAY JOBBER
Is it True?

{Kelly looks over at Jay.}

KELLY
That you don't know what knocking is?

JAY JOBBER
Of course I know what knocking is, don't be silly. Is it true that you accepted being my partner?

KELLY
Well Yea, but Jay screwed up my Debuted by wasting time.

JAY JOBBER
I did not waste time! I came here as soon as I found out!

KELLY
Not you..The other Jay.

JAY JOBBER
K~Dawg?

KELLY
The OTHER Jay.

JAY JOBBER
Christian?

{Kelly smacks her forehead.}

KELLY
Forget it.

JAY JOBBER
Are You Mr. Man's personal cheerleader?

{Kelly looks confused, then she looks down at the Pink PG logo on her outfit and smiles.}

KELLY
Oh, no, this is my wrestling attire. I was a Cheerleader in High School.

JAY JOBBER
You're ripping off Brooke McGuire?

KELLY
Brooke was the only person to be a cheerleader in High School? Ptff.

JAY JOBBER
But why you cheering for Mr. Man and the PG Era?

KELLY
I'm not, it stands for Pretty Girl, I got one for you too.

{Kelly brings out another matching outfit and hands it to Jay.}

JAY JOBBER
What?

KELLY
You gotta wear that.

JAY JOBBER
But this is a girl's outfit.

KELLY
Well it's the only way I'm going to team with you, we need to have matching outfits. I guess I can debut some other time.

{Kelly starts to walk off, but Jay stops her}

JAY JOBBER
I'll go try it on!

{Jay runs into the bathroom with the outfit. Kelly seems surprised by this.}

KELLY
Seriously?

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