[EWE] Saturday Night's ShowDown #33 - 01/14/12
Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:40 pm
RESULT: VICTORY
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Re: [EWE] Saturday Night's ShowDown #33 - 01/14/12
Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:41 pm
STATS Name: Jay Jobber HomeTown: Reno, NV Theme: "Rockstar" by Miley Cyrus EWE Record 11-10-00 Singles Record 05-09-00 Tag Record 06-01-00 Achievements 1x Tag Team Champion Most Shocking 2010 (Ran the Tag Gauntlet with Dustin) Best Faction 2011 (Jobber Squad) Power 15 Current: NR Peak: NR Total Appearences: 0 Power 15 2.0 Peak: #4 (Wk 30) Total Appearences: 21 Noobslobbers Abdul Q Ash Valentyne Assassin Blue Panther Brandon Hardy (x2) Brandon Lee Chris Warren Dean Winchester Dutch Clark The Hurricane Jeff Hardy (x2) Johnny Chaos JTG Matt Hardy (x2) Mohammad Asif Rocco J. Abrams Ronnie Styles Sabre Fly Sean Lewis (x2) Shad Gaspard Shawn Michaels Slade Craven Triple H White Tiger | The scene opens on one of the greatest superstars in all of the entire EWE History, discounting anyone who's last name isn't Jobber and first name isn't Jay. Jay is in a locker room, presumably his own, but whatever the case, he doesn't seem very happy. JAY JOBBER I am here to tell you, I'm not a happy Camper.. I just said that, but ok. JAY JOBBER I am here to talk about a very important issue. One of the biggest Travesties in all of EWE History. I don't know who did it, but it the worst thing to ever occur in this company. I will be filing a complaint on the guilty culprit and I can only hope the management see's this horrible act and follows suite by making them pay me the fines in damages and SUSPENDS THEM INDEFINATELY! Jay holds up a CD, with a clear cut scratch on it. JAY JOBBER SOMEONE SCRATCHED ONE OF MY MILEY CYRUS CD'S! Jay gets very serious as he display's the cd. JAY JOBBER THIS IS SERIOUS BUISNESS! We're not talking about something stupid or minor like killing my mother...no! YOU SCRATCHED MY CD! Jay puts the CD down when he hears water running in the background. He glances over to the right side of the screen and smiles, seeming lost in a gaze. Finally he snaps out of it and returns to what he was saying. JAY JOBBER To whoever did this shameless act of pure evil, you shall hope the EWE Management gives you what you deserve. For if they don't, I will seek who you are, bend you over, and give you The Penitration of Justice!! Jay pauses, looking off screen again. After a moment he looks back to the camera. JAY JOBBER Now to less important matters. I have a match on Monday Night Chaos...err...I mean Wednesday Night Xplosion.......no...no I got it...I have a Tag Match with my brother, tonight..live...ON SATURDAY NIGHT....NITRO! Jay seems proud of himself, despite being completely off with a complete different deceased company. JAY JOBBER On Nitro we shall take on The Rock n Roll Noobslobbers...Johnny Chaos and Kibble...wait, Johnny Chaos is back?! no, you just fucked up both their names you idiot. JAY JOBBER This is huge! I get to prove last time was no fluke! when my father passed out on Ronnie Styless and we got the victory over Johnny's team! No matter, Johnny and Kibble you better not be the ones who scratched my CD, for I promise I will grab your most prized posessions, and Jerk the criminal spirt juice right out of the both of you! as the water sound stops Jay looks over again and his eyes light up. He continues gawking before finally snapping out of it and looking back to the camera. JAY JOBBER You noobslobbers be ready, because guilty or not, this is for my CD! ???? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?! The camera turns to see Abby Addiction standing in the bathroom doorway, of what we now reckognize as HER locker room. She's got a towel wrapped around her body as Jay stares dumbfounded. JAY JOBBER I...uh...we should hook up. ABBY ADDICTION Gross...just...gross...no way.. JAY JOBBER Why not? ABBY ADDICTION Trust me...it's never going to happen, nor will it. Just get out so I can get dressed. JAY JOBBER Can't I wa.. ABBY ADDICTION NO! OUT!! Abby points to the door, nearly losing her towel, Jay smiles at this, but she quickly recovers. Jay then bows his head and leaves the room. Abby turns and looks at the camera man. ABBY ADDICTION Yes, that means you too. The Camera drops down a little bit, I guess he bowed his head too. The Camera goes out of the room as the scene fades away. | STATS Name: Jaylina Jobber HomeTown: Reno, NV Theme: "Best of Both Worlds" by Miley Cyrus EWE Record 02-03-00 Singles Record 01-01-00 Tag Record 01-02-00 Achievements N/A Power 15 Current: #12 Peak: #11 (Wks 4 & 5) Total Appearences: 4 BoobyBonked Lita Madelyne "Shadow" Wright Morgan Carson |
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