Retribution 2012 - 06/24/12

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2012 SPECIAL OLYMPICS
Sunday, June 24th, 2012

( The scene opens up backstage of Madison Square Garden where Christy Chaos is seen sitting in her locker room, alone at the moment. Christy sports the Green Top as pointed out earlier. Laying to her right, is the Tag Team Championship.. and of course to her left is the Money in the Bank Briefcase. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Four different Teams tried to stand in our way.. when these titles became ours.

( Christy picks up the Tag Title, showing it to the camera before she just casually lays it on her lap. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Then Hardcore Stratusfaction had their chance to take the titles from us.. to no avail.. They felt screwed though, their lack of skills, was our fault.. their complete inability to win, means that we cheated them, and that it's our fault that they suck..

( Christy shakes her head. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
To prove the point, we granted their rematch, on their own turf of Ladies Night.. A show I feel demoralized to be on again after leaving it behind, so I can only imagine my husband.. We gave them that advantage, and they still wasn't good enough.

( Christy smiles and nods. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
We weren't done with the Queens though, unfortunately.. because then we'd have to face two more at Girls Night Out.. same group, different members.. this time the Diva's of Doom, Natalya Neidhart and Beth Phoenix tried their shot, after winning the four way.. they did much better than their leaders.. but still failed in the end.

( Christy pauses for a moment. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
As Sad as those challenges seem.. it's about to get worse.. from The Queens of Wrestling.. the biggest laughing stock on Ladies Night.. we now face the biggest laughing stock of the entire company.. The Jobber Squad...

( Christy shakes her head. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Why is everyone so frightened by these guys? Why does my husband want me to take them so seriously? I don't care how many titles they have completely FLUKED their way into.. I don't care if Four Leaf Clovers seem to be stuffed down their underwear.. I just can't take them seriously.

( Christy sighs briefly. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
How can I take them serious? How can I take a guy serious, who rubs himself in sugar and dances around.. How can I take a guy serious who gets his ass handed to him by the Queens of Wrestling, on a constand basis.. I mean, it's the Queens of Wrestling..

( Christy shakes her head. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
I'm sorry I just can't do that.. I only mentioned the two we are facing too.. that doesn't even cover the rest of their retarded family.

( As if to say, speak of the devil, Dustin and Jay roam into the room, as if it's their own. They are engulfed into their conversation, not even noticing Christy at first. )

DUSTIN JOBBER
The look on his face, I'm telling you man, it looked like a face that looks like it has that look on it's face when it has the look on it's face.

JAY JOBBER
I know man, that was Aweoms.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Excuse me?

DUSTIN JOBBER
Did you fart?

JAY JOBBER
That's not very lady like you know?

( Christy bows her head putting her hand on her forehead. )

DUSTIN JOBBER
No need to be ashamed.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
You guys realize, this is MY locker room right?

DUSTIN JOBBER
So we're sharing?

JAY JOBBER
AWEOMS! High Five!

( Jay raises his hand.. but Dustin doesn't answer it, he shakes his head. )

DUSTIN JOBBER
I have a girl.. and Dutch would murder us and cut us into tiny little micro minnie pieces.

JAY JOBBER
Like so small a Ant could eat us in one bite?

DUSTIN JOBBER
No dude, even worse.. so small a Hippo can eat us in 10 bites

JAY JOBBER
DAMN! Nevermind.. sorry Christy..

( Christy rolls her eyes and sarcastically replies. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
I don't know how I'll live on without you..

JAY JOBBER
You must be strong young grasshipper.

DUSTIN JOBBER
You mean hopper?

JAY JOBBER
No, she can't see my hopper, Dutch would kill me, remember?

( Christy rolls her eyes. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Did you guys talk to your brothers, about screwing you over?

JAY JOBBER
Yea, I gave Mike a good chunk of lip about hating on my future wife to be.. after I murder her fiance, which don't tell anyone about me doing that, I don't wanna go to jail..

( Christy points to the camera.. he looks at it, it doesn't register to him what she's trying to say, so he shrugs and continues. )

JAY JOBBER
He claimed he never said that.. but I don't believe him.. he also told me that Dad said the secret to getting women was with Fear and Honey.. but then a week later he said dad said Deer and Bunny.

DUSTIN JOBBER
And I told those suckos.. look here.. we're the greatest Tag Team Champions For all the Times of EWE's Historic History with all the History of Historicness.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
How'd they take it?

DUSTIN JOBBER
Did you hear that, Jay?

JAY JOBBER
What?

DUSTIN JOBBER
They took your Miley collection.

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
Umm okay, sure.. and they also took Jessica out to a hotel.

DUSTIN JOBBER
WHAT?!

( Dustin runs out of the room Jay just looks around confused. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
You better go get your Miley stuff.

JAY JOBBER
Oh right.. So Golad you warned me..

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
No problem.. I think.

( Jay leaves and Christy rolls her eyes as she looks back to the camera. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
See the point I was trying to make.. was just made for me, without having to do it. These Jobbers don't belong here.. If they want to be in sports and win prizes.. they should try the special olympics... they'd fit right in.

( Christy shakes her head. )

CHRISTY CLARK-CHAOS
This will be easy, without any doubt.. I don't care what my hubby says.. This is in the bag.. I'm not even going to wish them Luck.. cause without any shred of doubt.. they shall become two more stars Struck.

( Christy waves her hand, the scene quickly fades to black. )

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Real Name: Christina Clark
Maiden Name: Christina Carter

Ring Name: Christy Chaos
Handler: Jay
HomeTown: Kansas City, MO
H&W: 5'1" 110lbs
Theme: "Bitter Taste" by Three Days Grace
Dating Status: Maried to Dutch Clark
Finishers: Star Struck, CC Trap
Allies: Dutch, Abby, Kelly
Enemies: ...

EWE Record
Win: 85
Lose: 52
Draw: 05
Current Streak
2 Consecutive Wins
Best Streak
11 Consecutive Wins
Worst Streak
3 Consecutive Losses

Next Match
Date: 06/24/12
Card: Retribution
Opponent(s): Mike & Jon Jobber
Stipulation: Tag Match with Dutch Clark
At Stake: EWE Tag Team Championship

Power 15 3.0
Current: #5
Previous: #5
Peak: #1
Week(s): 9, 17
Total Appearences: 25

Power 15 2.0
Peak: #1
Week(s): 11, 39, 41-42, 44
Total Appearences: 48

Original Power 15
Peak: #6
Week(s): 50
Total Appearences: 14

Career Achievements
-TITLES HELD-
2x EWE Women's Champion
2x ACW Hellcat Champion
2x EWE International Champion
2x EWE Tag Team Champion (CURRENT CHAMPION)
2x EWE X-Core Champion
-HONORS-
Longest Reigning EWE Women's Champion (398 Days)
2012 Miss Money in the Bank
First Ever Female International Champion
First Ever Back-To-Back Diva of the Year
First Ever MISS Money in the Bank (Female to hold MITB)
Qualified for MITB 2010(2nd Place)
2010 KOX Finalist(2nd Place)
Competed in 2011 Sole Survivor(4th Place)
Qualified for MITB 2011(2nd Place)
2011 KOX Finalist(2nd Place)
Qualified for MITB 2012(Victory)
Top Five Rper (27x)
Diva of the Week (12x)
-AWARDS-
Best EWE Faction 2007 (The Extreme Connection)
Best EWE Diva 2010
Best EWE Diva 2011
Best Match: 2011 (Sole Survivor Match)
4th Best Match of 2011 (Women's Championship Vs Amelia Pietersen @ AfterMath)
6th Best Match of 2011 (Money in the Bank @ WrestleMania 7)
10th Best Match of 2011 (Women's Championship Vs Britney West @ WrestleMania 7)
Diva of the Month (April 2012)

STAR STRUCK
Adriana Giovanni
Adrienne Lawson(x2)
Alessandro Quagliaterre
Alicia Q(x3)
Amelia Pietersen(x2)
Ana Valentine
Ariel Allegheri
Ashley Nathanson
Avalanche
Baby Doll
Benjamin Ryan
Beth Phoenix(x2)
Blitz(x2)
Blue Panther
Britney West(x5)
Brooke McGuire(x7)
Candice Michelle
Candy Cane
Carnage
Charlie D Luzon(x2)
Christian
Christopher Kincade(x2)
Dan Desario
Daffney Unger
D-Dawg(x2)
Deadpool
Dean Winchester(x3)
Derek Daniels
Dook Shaz
Dorian Xero(x2)
Doxy Rose(x2)
Dream(x3)
Dustin Jobber
Dutch Clark
Edge
Eli Hogan
Eric Dunkle
ETMac
Gaz Black
Gemini Jones
Hollie Winder
James Cage
Jason Ceno
Jay Jobber
Jillian Webb
Jesse Woods
Johnny Chaos(x2)
Johnny Rebel
Jon Moxley
Kandi Washington
K~Dawg
Kelly Kelly
Kelsi Parr(x2)
Khaos(x2)
Kiana Araneta
Konnan
Leo Kat
Lily
Malci
Maryse(x2)
Matt Fennec
Melina Perez
Michelle LeWallen
Mickie James(x5)
Mike Shockly(x2)
Morgan Alvertez
Mr Man(x2)
Natalya Neidhart
Nero Phoenix
Nicole Johnson
Raven
Rick Cage(x2)
Rikku(x2)
Roxas Knoxx
Ruby
Sean Lewis(x2)
Shawn Michaels(x2)
Spider
Stacy Keibler
The Hurricane
The Rock
Toxic Angel(x4)
Triple H
Trishatina
Trish Stratus(x5)
Vespertine
Victoria
Vito Moretti(x2)
The White Knight
White Tiger(x3)

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